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He said we're gonna read the whole book, so yeah I'm gonna record reading the whole book.

This is already mind-numbingly stupid and I am only moving forward because it goes so quickly (on account of all the paragraphs that are just contemplative two-line maxims about grief). How is this simultaneously a fictional memoir and porn? I shouldn't waste my time but on we go.

I've never been so excited to read a book that I fully expect to give 1 star. Nobody writes a bad book like this man. I hope it's horrible

Was working on research today and had a eureka moment of thinking my thesis needs to take the form of a "policy post-mortem" and within a few further minutes of brainstorming how I need to go about this it became readily apparent that the work in this book has officially infiltrated my brain far too much

Every time Alex Michaelides writes a character dramatically hesitating and then explicitly announces that "he/she made a decision," another part of me dies

[The reviewer paused. Then he made a decision. He clicked the "Update Progress" button.]

He cannot be serious. “I didn’t see Alicia in the therapy circle because… she had become invisible 😔😳” while she's right in front of him SPILLING TEA ALL OVER THE FLOOR