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Vero better be the suspect or else she's the dumbest wannabe contract killer

Am I gonna dnf this early into the book cause she used "irl" 2 times in the first chapter? Maybe

Maybe im just in a reading slump but also feel meh about this one. I might pick it up again idk

Setting this aside for a little bit I'm kinda getting bored

Wait why is a love interest being introduced this far into the book? Or maybe im dumb and haven't noticed him before

Not friends, not lovers, but a secret third thing.....

I'm just gonna choose to believe that they're ace because there is no heterosexual explanation for whatever the hell Iäna and Celehar have going on lol

Hello?! Did I just get queerbaited?

Okay I guess Hilo sucks less. I still think Wen should beat some sense into him but whatever

Ugh Hilo sucks

god I hate Kyle. How is he worse than Regel

why is my magical sentient ship mentally ill 💀

“Tomorrow,” he told me gravely. “We shall be ourselves again. The Fool and the Bastard. Or the White Prophet and the Catalyst, if you will. We will have to take up those lives, as little as we care for them, and fulfill all fate has decreed for us. But for here, for now, just between us two, and for no other reason save I am me and you are you, I tell you this. I am glad, glad that you are alive." ...

“I should never have let them take him from me. When he was a boy. When they first wanted to move him up to the keep, if I’d put him on a horse behind me and gone to Chivalry, maybe they’d both still be alive. I thought of that. I nearly did it. He didn’t want to leave me, you know, and I made him. I nearly took him back to Chivalry instead. But I didn’t. I let them have him, and they used him.”

Burrich 😭

Why is this 37 hours long 😭

Fitz should get to go ape shit more often as a little treat

Will there ever be a plan that doesn't go horribly wrong

Ahh the parallels! Fitz really is like his father 😭

Fitz is better than me I would've just killed Regel at this point. How is he still loyal to this family

Fitz has a plan to save everyone he likes and he's (relatively) happy why is there still an hour left 😭

If something happens to Weasel Plume or Cordelia I'm going to cry

Is it bad that I laughed when Good Stab jumped scared the pastor lol

oh no....the consequences of your actions.....so sad......

Cry count: 2

If this ends up being an immortal god x 18 year old girl situation I'm gonna be pissed. Someone spoil this book for me

Wait if Four is really him then.....

Jesus christ I forgot the last book ended like this. Rip Elias and laia they'll never catch a break

Maybe this is too ya for me lol

Hope Four's whereabouts isn't one of the only plot twists cause it's painfully obvious who he is

Ugh I can't stand Yiren he's so annoying