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at least he got the Iyengar vs Iyer rivalry somewhat right

what do you mean the corporate bank presentation you’re making for a 60 something uncle is going to play Mandy Moore’s “I wanna be with you” at the ending slide. WHAT IS THIS BOOK

All the ladies in the room had a mini orgasm. Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

There is certainly something wrong with Bhagat, how does one come up with such sentences. Truly a marvel to mankind.

And I have Bala and loser flatmates and a psycho landlord and horrible sambhar smells everywhere in this city.

ananya yaar, break up with this douche

I believe that posting random ass shit on LinkedIn, which you know is stupid and unnecessary and you know that others know it’s stupid and unnecessary too should be banned

”How is she a nice girl if she is roaming around with you?” Mr Punnu asked.
He had a valid point. I decided to change the topic.

For someone who acts like his intellect is above it, Chetan Bhagat certainly has the mentality of that one distant uncle in your family who is a fan of purity culture but refuses to follow it.

curd rice slander is NOT appreciated. That dish comes straight from god’s hands.

lowkey need to have a discussion about how much public perspective of writers and poets has changed and how misleading that can be despite its advantages (this app will be my tumblr for the next 2 business days)

this man CANNOT write a female character AT ALL

The only correct stereotype in this book is that every tamilian mother owns a magenta with gold kanjivaram sari (and it looks gorgeous, i hope i never cross paths with anyone like the mmc and his racist arse)

goodness, if you’re going to talk about wanting a girl at least yearn your heart out rather than monologuing like a bloody creep

”Why would any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it. Only wimps do that.”

🫪 i’m sorry but WHATTTT. considering the fact that this is based of the author’s own love story, i have QUESTIONS

I know this book was published in 2009 but in my experience, the IIMA canteen isn’t bad at all 🤓👆

(My apologies about the 828473992 updates to come, I feel alive)

Do you South Indians even
know what emotions are all about?’

CACKLING i’m just at the prologue and there’s so much unwarranted south indian slander, muttal

for reference, me and chetan bhagat have beef which he doesn’t know exists

goodreads is soooo much different on ios than on android it’s so strange

"...you (himself) are always the outcast, never at home."

he says as he sits in a café where Indians are barred entry, bearing the skin of a white man from a rich family in a suit bought using money from the military.

chalo dekhte hai

academic victims (literally)

ALL EYES ON THE GLOBAL SUMUD FLOTILLA

Israeli forces have threatened the flotilla with confiscation of ships and all material inside with court orders.
Sirius has been intercepted. 38 activists are being attacked for doing nothing illegal or immoral

ALL EYES OF THE GLOBAL SUMUD FLOTILLA

Israeli forces have threatened the flotilla with confiscation of ships and all material inside with court orders.
Sirius has been intercepted. 38 activists are being attacked for doing nothing illegal or immoral.

Favourite Hiccup from HTTYD fanfic ever

Alice's anxiety is so very relatable. How do people find her unlikable (or am I just projecting)?

what's the point of writing reviews if you're going to make ai do it for you?

posted a thorough review after what seems like a decade or so

Everyone was telling each other to read these ancient literature books and those philosophy texts but NO what you need to do is crack those advanced math, non euclidean geometry books open and wipe the dust off your college physics textbooks

Katabasis is a comedy and I refuse to believe otherwise

I know that religion, the concept of God, the existence of a divine/supernatural power is a huge topic of discussion among scientists but over here it just feels... Wrong?

I can sense the wuh luh wuh and I can also sense that it is going to end in pain and suffering

Forced coversion... I've seen this story before.