Ed > Recent Status Updates

"What Ed wants is to be invisible. What Ed wants is to disappear entirely. He wants to be nothing, by which he means not only that he wants to die, but that he wants to have not ever existed at all, for his body and every person's memory of his body to be erased instantly and utterly from the world."

Suing the author for plagiarizing my old diaries 😠👎💸

Take 2 😮‍💨

I think I know where this is going 🤔

This is going to be an unforgettable read for me, I can already tell.

I'm trying to give this a fair shot but the author's insistence on mentioning brands, wealth and status (and not under a critical lens) is confirming my fear that I can't empathize with rich people, and it's all their fault.

There's something about the humor in this book. It's a little too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), too Seinfield fan, too "That's What She Said, too "How You Doing?: (the guy from Friends, not Wendy Williams), too "Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages", too Totes McGoats, too... I don't know how to explain it.

She stole money to buy a Kindle and now I am rooting for her.

The way my very forgotten mormon side made me feel concerned when David shared his patriarchal blessing.

Unsurprisingly, this is pretty amazing.

So this is/was funny but I'm bored now. I don't care what happens to the characters.

One thing I love about Murakami is how he describes Japan in his books. He makes everything sound so interesting, especially the nightlife and the food.

I am personally offended that Bath & Body Works candles are being represented as the bottom of the barrel when Marshall and Walmart candles exist. There's levels to poverty & tackiness ok sweaty

Why do famous people pronounce Ibiza as Eye-beefa? If you're going to use the spanish Z, use the spanish I as well. Eebeefa.