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Unsurprisingly, this is pretty amazing.

So this is/was funny but I'm bored now. I don't care what happens to the characters.

One thing I love about Murakami is how he describes Japan in his books. He makes everything sound so interesting, especially the nightlife and the food.

I am personally offended that Bath & Body Works candles are being represented as the bottom of the barrel when Marshall and Walmart candles exist. There's levels to poverty & tackiness ok sweaty

Why do famous people pronounce Ibiza as Eye-beefa? If you're going to use the spanish Z, use the spanish I as well. Eebeefa.

Is this book/Pillion going to break my heart? :[

Less than 20% into this book and it already did a better job than Blue Sisters at exploring sisterhood.

The dialogues in this book remind me of that iconic Julia Fox interview that goes:

- Is that you? Or did you have a make up artist do it?
- I actually did it myself
- Ohh
- Yeah
- Nice
- Yeah

In my defense, I, a gay man, love Cruel Intentions for entirely different reasons straight men do.

"We'll talk about that in part..." NO. TALK ABOUT IT NOWWWWW. THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

Book Edward is the superior Edward.

Me: "Who believes in that bullshit?" (Completely missing the point of the book)

WHEN THE THORN BUSH TURNS WHITE THAT'S WHEN I'LL COME HOME 🎤😩!!!

What are fathers even good for?

I know understand why they genderswapped the MC in the movie adaptation lol

This is actually so important to me because Cycle 9 is my absolute favorite and the first one I watched.