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I genuinely dont think I can read this

God one of them unironically called themselves an alpha😒

I guess theyre human beings, whatever, but idk that we NEEDED a paragraph about a side character having horrible gas in an enclosed car, especially in a smut book, maybe thats just me tho

God. Her dialog will do it EVERY FUCKING TIME

The reviews don't even help me know if this is going to get better because all of you losers think its woke to have a nonbinary character. GET A JOB

Is this going to get better?

If you liked The Good Place, legal drama, and aggressively dominant men this is for you (I'm having the time of my life)

I need to hire a therapist to discuss how I have once again fallen deeply in love with a fictional character.

It starts with a playlist fml

My book club needs to pay for their crimes

My my, Nolan. You saucy little potato you

I'm sure its pedantic but her slipping between the different forms of English between characters is annoying. Its sloppy and confirms my suspicion that this doesnt have an editor

What's with the constant music name drops? Am I supposed to be impressed with your personal tastes or is it supposed to add to the mood? You cant write on your own without giving us a musical Playlist to enhance this fucking shitshow?

I need you to know that "clench" is in here 61 times and the book is less than 390 pages. I think the FMC may have a medical condition

"“Always so nice and wet for me,”"

Literally the second time he has ever touched her in his life but ok

(I really fucking hate this book)

“"Made by the finest chemists in Israel""

Oh this must have been made many years ago which explains the dialog- oh my god its from 2024? What the fuck is wrong with this person

"Loki has gone for a gourmet burger and chunky chips, or, as they're called here, fries. Of course, I reach over and grab one, I mean, chips are life!"

I gave myself an injury rolling my eyes as hard as I did. What the fuck is this fucking book

I must know if Rosa Lee was aiming to make the FMC fucking insufferable or if it was an accident

So obnoxious

So much thigh clenching, I think she has a medical condition

I think I got got by tiktok again. 7 pages in and she is already incredibly obnoxious. I think supposed to find her funny and quirky and relatable? I want to punch her.

"At this point, I lost my patience. With a huff, I wrenched out Tiernan’s gun from his holster and pointed it at her. She shrieked, stumbling backward and hitting the wall. For the first time in my life, I was glad I couldn’t hear. “Stop this nonsense, Lila. The paperwork would be insane.” "

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Hockey theme and a playlist at the beginning? Off to a rough start

Just going to ignore how monumentally stupid this is and move on

Its fine. Cozy, low stakes, fine

OH NOW YOU WANT TO BUILD A BOMB? YOUVE BEEN BOMBED 472 TIMES AND BEEN DEVASTATED EVERYTIME BUT NOOOOOOWWWWWW YOU FINALLLLLY REALIZED YOU CAN ALSO FUCKING BUILD FUCKING BOMBS

People saying theyre completely different are delusional. A pb&j is still a pb&j if you opt for strawberry instead of grape lol

She is very offended by his demeanor for someone who is honey trapping him lol

Wtf is actually happening right now? Do not read this book jfc