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It's so corny make it stop

Not a single one of these men have asked her if they can come inside her and yet here we are

"I've barely slept in days. I have no appetite. And it feels like I've lost part of my soul." They spent 14 hours together might I remind you

"Golden retriever vibes for sure. But in a hot, daddy kind of way. Tattooed golden retriever daddy, to be exact."

Is this AI? What are we doing actually?

"Do you have a praise kink"
WHAT KINK IS MAKING ME STILL READ THIS
Who recommended this to me honestly, we need to meet outside for a minute

'She darts her gaze between mine and if I'm not mistaken, glances to my lips. "I changed my mind, I believe you." Bringing her upright slowly, I say, "Good girl." Cora smiles. "Did you learn that term in one of those reverse harem novels?"'

Actually I don't think I can do this shit

'Cora giggles and lands firmly against my chest, right where she belongs.'

You just met this woman and helped her after she was violently attacked!

I'm going to crash out.

"I know I'm a fixer who just cleaned up a guy you killed and you had an incredibly traumatic day of being beat and almost getting raped before killing the guy but would you like to dance with me? A stranger? Who is part of the mob?"

Ridiculously heavy handed with the authors opinions just inserted as the characters inner monologs

I appreciate that Jade seems to have very logical thought processes and the author explains her decisions. I hate when FMC is nonsensical

The writing on this is weird. She doesnt really tell us things, often its "filthy words were said". Ok? Do they charge you if you go over a certain word count? Tell us?! And then sometimes scenes end so abruptly, it feels like a page is missing.

This whole interaction has me actually cackling. Like not in my head but literally ugly laughing out loud

Idk why I cant get into this book

Lowkey how many times am I going to have to read "Dr Isreal"

Is the author British or trying to convince me the characters are?

I genuinely dont think I can read this

God one of them unironically called themselves an alpha😒

I guess theyre human beings, whatever, but idk that we NEEDED a paragraph about a side character having horrible gas in an enclosed car, especially in a smut book, maybe thats just me tho

God. Her dialog will do it EVERY FUCKING TIME

The reviews don't even help me know if this is going to get better because all of you losers think its woke to have a nonbinary character. GET A JOB

Is this going to get better?

If you liked The Good Place, legal drama, and aggressively dominant men this is for you (I'm having the time of my life)

I need to hire a therapist to discuss how I have once again fallen deeply in love with a fictional character.

It starts with a playlist fml

My book club needs to pay for their crimes

My my, Nolan. You saucy little potato you

I'm sure its pedantic but her slipping between the different forms of English between characters is annoying. Its sloppy and confirms my suspicion that this doesnt have an editor

What's with the constant music name drops? Am I supposed to be impressed with your personal tastes or is it supposed to add to the mood? You cant write on your own without giving us a musical Playlist to enhance this fucking shitshow?

I need you to know that "clench" is in here 61 times and the book is less than 390 pages. I think the FMC may have a medical condition

"“Always so nice and wet for me,”"

Literally the second time he has ever touched her in his life but ok

(I really fucking hate this book)