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GOOSEBUMPS!

Yep. I’m thoroughly obsessed now. This book is my oxygen.

This is the Harry Potter/Handmaid’s tale/Hunger Games crossover i never even dared to dream of!

So far = not soo good. This character is supposed to be super smart, but i’m here like ”it’s probably the homeless dude”, but NOT ONCE has she tried to come up with an explanation. And the key thing?? The keys are massive and super old, it’s INCREDIBLY visible if they differ of not. And the number of sides on triangle should be four since his answers were always +1 ?! Or am i wrong?!

Jag älskar tempot. Den är väldigt ”Love, Rosie”, men tyvärr utan kemin. Hade velat ge författaren tipset att satsa mer på ”show, don’t tell”. Det märks att hon älskar romance och tropes’en är där de ska vara (hahah) men tyvärr känner jag inte att det där roliga får vara med. Jag känner inte att jag fått se dem bli kära, för plötsligt var de bara det.

Things that should not exist in high fantasy:
1. Marathons
2. The word ”Marathon”

Justin Dahl makes me want to shun every single man i’ve ever met. I love him.

Moremoremoremoremore!!!!

Why is she not taking the blindfold off?? She’s like “cause i want to seem cool”, but she’s also like “MICHAEL?! MICHAEL?!!!??”

This book series is 10/10 entertainment

Her: I don’t know if you only befriended me because you want to fuck me.

Him: No, not at all!

Him: *proceeds to fuck her*

Him: ✨SEE?✨

Her: So you just want to fuck me?

Him: 😦😦😦

Him: Why don’t you understand me?!

Me: *dropping the book*