Amélie > Recent Status Updates

girl if she writes one more paragraph about how she’s grateful for her daughter i’m gonna go insane like we GET IT OMG

im bored ughhh

i might be evil but the child is pissing me off like omg i do not care about her childlike wonder i want death

it feels like i’ve started this book half a century ago it takes forever to go through

warum habe ich beschlossen, dieses auf Deutsch zu lesen, habe ich keine Ahnung but i’m STRUGGLING

she has NO survival instincts im losing it

chapter 7 is just the fmc’s entourage calling her out on her shit and kinda deserved i fear

girl if i were you i would have run as soon as they asked to measure my skull

never trust a white british man omg

wanna kms wdym darlington is dead 3

so glad alex is finally beating people up, i hope she gets crazier and more violent

can’t tell if i like it or not, im scared of it being boring to me like babel was

stockholm syndrome is afraid of vladimir

sexually deviant father, kidnapper mother & cheater daughter….

can’t feel pity for the narrator she had it coming

very entertaining actually

i understand why most reviewers say that they can’t stand tory in this book

i need lance biblically he’s so hot and i’ve always wanted to fuck a teacher

avery is a terrible friend to max btw

this is TORTURE i hate the main characters so bad

anal play without lube is unhinged

fmc called some women “plastic fuck bunnies” and said the male love interest had “alpha qualities” i HATE her

fmc saying “females” instead of “women” im going crazy

fmc and male love interest are having a misogyny off (chauvinist vs. fake feminist)

rin is for the girlies with anger issues

idk i’m not convinced

just read 6 pages and i already wanna kms btw