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every time i read books like this i think im a detective whose bouta solve the case and end up completely wrong

just saw regretting you…
time to go sleep on the highway cuz damn im single as fuck

computer how to become a natural and make out challengers style with micheal and dean quickest route no freeways…
COMPUTER

liking someone who has a girlfriend is like going to order something online and realizing its not only out of stock but your best friend got the last one



(disclaimer i dont like my friends boyfriend)

me when im always the one yearning not the one being yearned for 💔💔💔

been studying for apush for an hour and a half and the only thing i remember is that the only thing susan b is anthony

decided to just accept defeat and fail my apush test tomorrow instead of studying for the next two hours (i will accept reasons why i should study and maybe ill change my mind)

i hope multiverse me is having a great fucking time making out with her hot european boyfriend and wearing a ballgown at a fancy party in italy while im stuck here single in my bed alone freezing my ass off reading romance books 😝😝

i hate how much i love this book

guess ill just get hit by a car cuz who needs love anyway 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

and people wonder why challengers is my favorite movie

me when any main character says the four letter word that starts with w while kissing🤨😒😒😩

oh hell nah

instead of saying “want to read” when i add a book to my shelf on gr it should say “just wants to read” to really emphasize that all i want to do is read my fucking books and not do anything else but im too busy and have too much homework

just failed my anatomy test clap for me!! 👏👏👏🫣😢😭😭😭😭

no cuz why am i scared