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„Truth can be witnessed but can never be told“

Im on chapter 13 … and this currently reads like a fever dream wtf

Bro …. This is a KIDS book …. This has zero business being so sad 😭😭😭 what the heck

“Hesiod might mean that the god and the Gorgon had sex in an actual damp meadow, or the damp meadow might be a euphemism for Medusa’s vagina ( you will have to insert your own joke about being turned to stone here , as I am far too mature.”
🤣 ahhh I’m so easily entertained…

“ A beautiful woman whom men find all the more alluring because she is essentially mute? I know, I always think the shock will kill me too.”
Nathalie Haynes is on fire 🔥 🔥🔥

“ A beautiful woman whom men find all the more alluring because she is essentially mute ?
I know , I always think the shock will kill me too.”
Nathalie Haynes is on fire 🔥

“Its title in Greek is Oedipus Tyrannos, and for reasons which defy common sense, it is routinely referred to today as Oedipus Rex, in spite of the fact that no one involved in it is Roman ( the word Rex is the Latin for ‘king’) and it makes any normal person think of dinosaurs, which do not feature.” -😂😂😂I love her witty commentary.

„ as far as I was concerned 1851 was practically yesterday“ 🤣

Worth the hype - can’t wait for this to come out as a novel !

“She needed no less than eight solid hours of thinking about it until she was fairly sick over the whole thing, and then have her stupid brain bring it up in ten years while she was washing dishes at two a.m. Not allowing her this luxury was irritating.”
🤣

“I’m going to make a t-shirt that says I survived another round table summons that should have been an eagle feather,” Liam joked.

LOOL 😂😂

You’re the best mistake I want to make . Over and over again. For the rest of our lives .

Yeah … this is good 😆