Caity Alanah > Recent Status Updates

Her name is Loren, makes a deal about it being pronounced “luh-ren” not “Lauren” but then her nickname is “Lor?” How do you pronounce that? “Luh-r” 🥲 (sorry not sorry for being picky about this)

I’m really mad at whichever TikTok recommended this to me

29 and annoying as hell

OMG FINALLY A FMC WHO IS 29!!!!!!!!

NO. NO. NO FUCKING WAY DID SHE JUST ASK HIM TO… 😭😭

I’m in too deep oh my I can’t get out

Vincent being the romantic is the cutest thing

Invested

Veronica 🙄🙄🙄🙄

😨😨😨😨

OKAYYYYY

I’m still reading which means she is indeed not pregnant and it’s actually worse than I thought

If she’s pregnant I swear I’m closing this book

Oh ok 😭😭😭 this went from funny to traumatic really quick.

This is so fucking funny I’m laughing alone in my bedroom omg

Can we pick a struggle?! CAN WE PICK ONE PLOT LINE PLS!! this started off good, now it’s a mess?

So cute but I really don’t like the pet name honey 😭

Progressing fast I like the pacing a lot here, only thing I didn’t love is that she met him when she was 17 and told him she was 21.
Also his name is Reed? And I’m getting the vibe he’s loosely inspired my Spencer Reed but that might be because I am on my rewatch of Criminal Minds right now.

he killed all his wives, I never would have guessed 😐

Yes I definitely saw all of this coming but I laughed a bit so that’s cool

I am entertained in a good way

“This is what Achilles will feel like when he is old.” And then I remembered: he will never be old.

Chokehold I’m in a fucking chokehold