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70% into this and still no clue wtf Colter does and what her mom did, this is taking way too long. I mean I have an idea why he does but why focus more on their relationship more 🫠

WHAT😂😂😂😂

“The obituary will say Death by dildo.” GIRL THIS IS JUST THE PROLOGUE 💀

A full circle moment with the “zip your 🍆 up with the zipper” HAHAHAHHAAH😂😂😂😂

Wilder is seriously such a golden retriever AND a man who takes no shit 🗣️

Im just zooming through this audio, I seriously love it sm🥲

“Let’s get one thing fucking straight, I’m not Matt and I love eating 🐱 SO SPREAD YOUR GODDAMN LEGS”

A MANNNN 🗣️🙂‍↕️

Micah: “Brother listen carefully ok, I want you to show my best friend a good fucking time. The best fucking time you can give her , she needs it.” PLEASEEEEEE😩😩😩

LOUD. I want everyone to know 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ WILDER🫠

ONE SLEEPING BAG?! 😌😌😌

“I like knowing I can be of value to someone 🥺🥺”

“You devil woman” WHAT IS HAPPENING. I swear I’m just crying of laughter as this point, my panza hurts 🤣

DON’T DROP THE SOAP SCOTTIE💀💀🧼🫧

“You come dressed like you just a My Chemical Romance concert💀”

WILDERRRRRR🤣🤣

Pips, fake husband, therapy and imaginary sëx *UGLY CACKLINGGGGG*🤣🤣🤣

THE DAMN FINGER NOSE FLICK.
SENDS ME. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME😂😂😂

“She already is.” OHMYGODDDDDDDDD RILEYY

But I don’t want it to be over. I want it to be our beginning. BITCH THIS ENTIRE SPEECH UR JOKINGGGGGGGG😭😭😭😭😭

“You literally drive me insane” JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYY

It’s the way I’ve loved this from start😈

PINCHE BARBARA 🦝💀

“I had to break your heart to save you. I had to leave to love you. Im asking you to choose us.” 😩😩😩

THE TAROT CARDSSSSS FIONN 😭😭

“Fuck around and find out”

Bye Chad 😂

“LOOK DOWN” 😈

“Keep your eyes on me” AND FOLD 🫠

A staple gun?! 👁️👄👁️

“I probably look as appealing as a bag of dicks.” BITCH😂😂💀