Amanda Thompson > Recent Status Updates

“Remy plans to retire at the end of the season and he’ll be be staying home to change the diapers. It’s all he ever wanted since he was a little girl.” 🤣🤣🤣

“I’ve decided that I’m an ass girl. Horses are majestic as shit, but they don’t have the redeeming qualities that a donkey has.” 😂😂😂

“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters.” That’s exactly what I think too Sway! And you can’t poke your feet out cause the monsters might get you that way too!

“Yep. I used to make moonshine, too, but I got a little arrested.” 😂😂😂

“She just wanted to kill him a little. Just a little death to avenge 1010. Nothing major.” 😂😂😂

Her books are always so long but they are always so good too!

Finished the first book, Dream of Me.