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Hrk?!

only maomao could get away with tickling a member of the royal family

oh man that made me tear up . she was so good

MY STATE OF PERPETUAL EGGLESSNESS

not her dad being like “this child will not disappoint me” and then proceed to be the worst most fucking vile man on the planet

oh i would’ve fucking snapped

god i hate this part

the author crying while reading it :(

oh…

crying sobbing tearing my hair out ahhHhgGggGvBbsjshdhddbdbd

never mind i am an idiot

ok i thought they were doing a grand wedding so that everyone could be like omg the starmaker and the next starmaker are in love. but she’s hiding it. i’m confused

those were some very… stiff paragraphs. but also their dynamic is very funny. “i do not care much for blood when it is outside a body” aurora you crack me up

girl

cassie from euphoria moment

jeanette is so real for reading this at a fast pace

i’m sorry. a PICTURE? like a Photo taken with a CAMERA ? or a portrait. come on man

alexa play good luck babe by chappell roan

how tf does this have a romance.io rating of 3

this would make for a great dungeon meshi esque anime. but lesbian

i have a feeling we’re not gonna get a happy ending

CRAZY

btw i know the character has no interest in japan’s colonial project but idk im never gonna be not mad at 19-20th century japan

glad to know ekiben was a thing even in 1938

idk if they ever explained why his legs hurt but just get this man some compression socks lmao (i got them and they bang)

the suspension of disbelief is insane bc no man is this tender (or organised)

“you will just have to put your faith in the british rail system” LMAO

when are they gonna smash btw

i think my rating is going to shock everybody