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AY YO?????

ong changsha got her ass

ok 1) i love chue. i would die for chue
2) maamei and chue (or literally any two characters tbh) are so smart that following the trail of their conversation feels like im trying to follow a very long physics equation

um, helllooooo ?????

“Do you want this?” he asked finally. “What is it?” He held out a wooden box. Inside was a desiccated specimen of some creature with a tightly curled tail. “Seahorse!” Maomao exclaimed.
that’s true love right there

“a very clever cat” “just like mine” literally just smash . we’re like longer than game of thrones in terms of page count already. come ON

“She’s trying to get together with Jinshi, partly because it just seems inevitable.” help she’s so funny

i literally love them so much btw

Hrk?!

only maomao could get away with tickling a member of the royal family

oh man that made me tear up . she was so good

MY STATE OF PERPETUAL EGGLESSNESS

not her dad being like “this child will not disappoint me” and then proceed to be the worst most fucking vile man on the planet

oh i would’ve fucking snapped

god i hate this part

the author crying while reading it :(

oh…

crying sobbing tearing my hair out ahhHhgGggGvBbsjshdhddbdbd

never mind i am an idiot

ok i thought they were doing a grand wedding so that everyone could be like omg the starmaker and the next starmaker are in love. but she’s hiding it. i’m confused

those were some very… stiff paragraphs. but also their dynamic is very funny. “i do not care much for blood when it is outside a body” aurora you crack me up

girl

cassie from euphoria moment

jeanette is so real for reading this at a fast pace

i’m sorry. a PICTURE? like a Photo taken with a CAMERA ? or a portrait. come on man

alexa play good luck babe by chappell roan

how tf does this have a romance.io rating of 3

this would make for a great dungeon meshi esque anime. but lesbian

i have a feeling we’re not gonna get a happy ending