Jordan Transou > Recent Status Updates

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“THE MEMORY OF HIS FACE HAD ALREADY STARTED BLURRING. HAD HIS EYES BEEN MORE GOLDEN BROWN OR SOIL BROWN? SHE COULDN’T REMEMBER AND SHE’D NEVER GET TO FIND OUT.” HELP ME PLEASE

“He still smelled of cheap soap because she was too selfish to share her own lavender soap.” HELP

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THEY KILLED HIM OFF BOOK. HE CAN’T BE

I hate that I read the books out of order because now that I am almost done I am fearing Sam’s death…

I started this yesterday…

Man, I love Josh Hutcherson, BUT BOOK PEETA IS MY MAN.

“LIMBAS GRASS? YOU DARE TO FEED ME LIMBAS GRASS?!” the Witch Queen asked calmly

Y’ALL I’M GETTING WORRIED. KALE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND I NEED THEM TO BE TOGETHER. SHECA’NT DIE, CAIN HAS TO DIE BECAUSE HE JS A PIECE OF SHIT

DORIAN, CAN YOU JUST TELL HER THAT YOU LIKE HER? LET HER KNOW THAT THE DOUCHEY PRINCE ACT IS JUST AN ACT.

Look, I know I said I was hoping for a love triangle, but I TAKE IT BACK! CAEL LOVES HER, DORIAN LOVES HER AND CELAENA?! She doesn't know! She keeps going back and forth! LOVING THIS BUT ALSO WANT TO CRY BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT IN THE END NO MATTER WHAT

I’m loving this book so far, props to Shelby for recommending this book!

Loving the plot and loving the POSSIBLE love triangle

GOOD LORD. 😛

I’m so okay.

Okay, Barlowe..

ALSO CAN WE STOP WITH THE ASSASSINATIONS? MY HEART CAN’T TAKE LOSING ANOTHER PERSON

YESSSSSS I’VE WAITED 27-FUCKING-CHAPTERS FOR THIS SHIT

What I just read in Chapter 25 should be illegal. If you’ve read it, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Fuck this shit

PLOT TWIST

Screw Lysander, I want Prince Escolus and Rosie to get together

SPICE IS ALMOST HERE

This is actually very good and entertaining

I have been slowly reading this bit by but and have just forgotten to update it lol

“At least it’s not another assassination attempt.”

“It will be when Sgaeyl arrives tomorrow.” OH SHIT

I’m so fine. Seeing Sloane definitely rock me to my core. I’m so fine.

I’m eating this up right now oh my god