Marissa > Recent Status Updates

Pick me! Choose me! Love me!

It’s giving TERF a little here…..

This is genuinely exposure therapy bc this is my worst nightmare actually

Crazy work that Amazon even stole the name from a queer business, but are we really surprised?

Ashley herring Blake mentioned!!!!

Literally at every turn a black woman will be told they aren’t fitting the dress code throughout life and it’s vile

Need the crazy nanny’s country night playlist asap

Not the anticipated bad thing (though I should’ve seen it coming) but still got the dread

All I can do is sit here with a sense of impending dread like I’m just so stuck on the fact that something bad is going to happen

Okay they are Louboutins but again why tf are you wearing them here????

Her mom is paying off this pair of heels for like 2 years??? Girl those better be red bottoms but also wtf are you doing wearing those to meet the executor of your aunts estate?!? Also how did you not know it was at a barn it has corrals in the name are you dense?

Okay maybe I’m mean but I don’t feel like she should be complaining about money? She has her student loan yeah don’t we all but she lives with her mom (no rent???) her mom cooks (no groceries) she’s not dating anyone (no paying for dinner for two?) and she’s too “busy” to have real friends??? Girl like????

See it’s things like this that made me want to date an orphan fr

At least that’s fixed now

Is it a third act breakup if it’s in the first third??? Also I HATE a miscommunication trope ugh

I don’t do pterodactyls 😅

Jdjdhdjskks. I’m not a dual perspective book girlie but respectfully hell yeah

Brb on my way to read EVERY book this woman has written

Obsessed with the Mia Macall redemption arc

Still a third act breakup if they aren’t together?

I CALLED IT. Very 13 going on 30 if you ask me

Pete not being allowed near the bridesmaids is kinda cracking me up

Jojo is literally the biggest idiot ever fr

Oh it was so cooper instead of Finn

I cannot even fathom why she would think she likes someone else?

Personally offended at rocky road being called old people ice cream