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Cleaned my mouth took me out I’m gone bye

I need an Angie spinoff like yesterday

Pool is the sexiest game and NOBODY can change my mind

Hi um wtf

Again I am a VERY white lady, but even I know that you don’t deny seconds when eating cooking from a mother especially not a Chinese mother (or Mexican mother) or auntie! And the soy sauce oh god, you should never do that with ANYBODY

Fighting chicken pox with chicken broth because “one chicken knew how to fight another” 🥹 I love her

Why didn’t anybody tell me this is the og queen’s gambit here

Why did “we do torture. Best torture” warm my heart 😭

Maybe reading Asian literature is my exposure therapy to get me to eat Asian cuisine again since I haven’t been able after food poisoning myself with a poke bowl (yes Ik not Asian but it was with edamame, kimchi, teriyaki sauce and rice which are all in a ton of Asian food I eat) but reading descriptions of dim sum, Bao, Thai noodles, and dumplings makes me want some so bad but if I see or smell it i still get sick

A plum would HITTTTT right now

Honestly thank god they cut all that mess from the movie but also was lowkey obsessed with the dr what a dude

Me when my husband tries telling me to stop playing my switch and go to sleep at 3am with him

I’m sorry but “consider killing yourself” is so dramatic it had me cackling

Def should’ve been a TW for this book with SA that’s fairly graphic as a pretty prominent event in the plot but ok

This is what the gaylor theorists sound like to me fr

Makes perfect sense that he was the primary writer for the screenplay because he recycled much of this word for word. Would’ve been super cool if they could’ve gotten Al Pacino, and or James Caan to record some of this. Idk when this was recorded but Marlon Brando is probs out of the question

This is such a boys book. If they had such an explicit scene in a book written by a woman they’d just call it mafia smut instead of a “crime novel”. I do appreciate this more than the movie so far tho bc I had to watch the movie with no subtitles and had like no clue who anyone was

Reasonable reaction to Olive Garden imo

I hate men I cannot

It’s giving evil Janis Ian

Nono onononono

Ahhhhhhhh