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Celine and Aiden next book for suuuure

“like eighty-thousand words long” KATE lmao fourth wall where???

OMGGGGG IM PHYSICALLY COVERING MY MOUTH AND BLUSHING

Nothing like a giant wolf cock to make you think “I should call him” lmfaoooo

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More thumbs wrestling in romance books plz

“I think I’m being harassed by the horniest girl in Mystic Falls.” <— my husband, if we lived in Mystic Falls

Logan is so down bad ALREADY

“Sometimes people who say they don’t want children actually don’t want children!” THANK YOUUU PREACH NONBINARY SISTER KNIGHT

very sorry to my own older sister who knows all about the deranged smut I read

Shingles?! Goddamnit I really am sunbeam the horse

why must I relate the most to a stinky talking horse with hemorrhoids and indigestion for fucks sake

Jules I feel your pain being woken by Yudit’s snores

“diabolical cabal of women” sign me up

“Gentlemen,” said the angel, “I do not know why you are beating this fellow. Doubtless you have a very good reason. Nevertheless, if you take another step forward, I will kill you.”

The Dervish is very Westley-coded lol

Last Chance to Save the World: pigeon impossible

How to Steal a Galaxy: AITA? I kidnapped my casual no-commitment long-distance boyfriend in order to save the planet

Full Speed to a Crash Landing: snarky space heist!

well chapter 26 was brutal

SOBBING

when I tell you chapter 5 made me SO HAPPY omg

Alicia I know you addressed this in your newsletter but jeans at the beach is absolutely fucking insane

Am I really crying about two volleyball players kissing rn

One shouldered bikinis?! For beach volleyball?! Bb my tits would be flopping that is diabolical

so why are we constantly describing people by their apparent homosexuality or lack tbereof??? why did we think “dripping penis” was a good insult??? hm???

"They'll try again," he said sweetly. "And you'll have every opportunity to show me how merciless you can be."

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

"There wasn't a moment that you were gone that I wasn't trying to get you back."

I’m cool I’m cool I’m so cool rn

“I didn’t scream, though I considered it for .02 of a second.”

“she immediately clamped on to me like a tentacled parasite in a horror movie.” LOL

“I really wanted to kill them but they were so whiney and screamy, it was hard to get started.”