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you can pry this book out of my cold dead physics nerd hands

Reading about Lacey wearing Ellis’s shirt while I am literally wearing my husband’s sweatshirt without his knowledge at this exact moment lololol

Literally a jellyfish has more spine than Lacey I stg

“the reckoning of jizz” lolol

Girl plz grow a fucking backbone

the purest form of love is RSE naming every female love interest “Kay/K” (who I have to assume is a real person)

Pausing at page 100 (chapter 16)

bb girl this is HOT

it’s happening!!

So you’re a doctor who lost their job in a scandalous way, your dad was a con artist who served time, your depressed mom abandoned you, your ex-GF dumped you out of nowhere, and you have an estranged tv actress half-sister??? Can we just chill the fuck out for one goddamn second why is this backstory so insanely convoluted

Kay?! HER NAME IS KAY?! And his name is Clarence?!

This book feels like I volunteered to be trolled and I’m happy about it

miss Kimberly didn’t pull any punches on this one 😅🥵