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Izzie is 93% done with Chaotic Orbits (Chaotic Orbits, #1-3)

Last Chance to Save the World: pigeon impossible

— Aug 04, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

Izzie is 66% done with Chaotic Orbits (Chaotic Orbits, #1-3)

How to Steal a Galaxy: AITA? I kidnapped my casual no-commitment long-distance boyfriend in order to save the planet

— Aug 04, 2026 04:16AM Add a comment

Izzie is 36% done with Chaotic Orbits (Chaotic Orbits, #1-3)

Full Speed to a Crash Landing: snarky space heist!

— Aug 03, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment

Izzie is 34% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

well chapter 26 was brutal

— Jul 29, 2026 08:42AM Add a comment

Izzie is 16% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

SOBBING

— Jul 22, 2026 02:25PM Add a comment

Izzie is 10% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

when I tell you chapter 5 made me SO HAPPY omg

— Jul 22, 2026 06:03AM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 204 of 375 of Never Been Shipped

Alicia I know you addressed this in your newsletter but jeans at the beach is absolutely fucking insane

— Jun 20, 2026 12:26PM Add a comment

Izzie is 94% done with Bump, Set, Sparks

Am I really crying about two volleyball players kissing rn

— Jun 19, 2026 11:54AM Add a comment

Izzie is 2% done with Bump, Set, Sparks

One shouldered bikinis?! For beach volleyball?! Bb my tits would be flopping that is diabolical

— Jun 19, 2026 11:54AM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 132 of 770 of The Talisman (The Talisman #1)

so why are we constantly describing people by their apparent homosexuality or lack tbereof??? why did we think “dripping penis” was a good insult??? hm???

— May 16, 2026 06:43AM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 195 of 464 of Villain (Hench, #2)

"They'll try again," he said sweetly. "And you'll have every opportunity to show me how merciless you can be."

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

— May 10, 2026 09:26AM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 134 of 464 of Villain (Hench, #2)

"There wasn't a moment that you were gone that I wasn't trying to get you back."

I’m cool I’m cool I’m so cool rn

— May 10, 2026 09:25AM Add a comment

Izzie is 95% done with Platform Decay (The Murderbot Diaries, #8)

“I didn’t scream, though I considered it for .02 of a second.”

— May 04, 2026 06:29PM Add a comment

Izzie is 69% done with Platform Decay (The Murderbot Diaries, #8)

“she immediately clamped on to me like a tentacled parasite in a horror movie.” LOL

— May 04, 2026 06:28PM Add a comment

Izzie is 53% done with Platform Decay (The Murderbot Diaries, #8)

“I really wanted to kill them but they were so whiney and screamy, it was hard to get started.”

— May 04, 2026 06:28PM Add a comment

Izzie is 70% done with The Last Contract of Isako

If I have to read one more sentence about goddamn clothing selection I stg

— Apr 05, 2026 10:05AM Add a comment

Izzie is 56% done with The Last Contract of Isako

I feel like I’m reading a marketing brief or something ffs

— Apr 05, 2026 10:04AM Add a comment

Izzie is 67% done with The Giant's Gift (Salt Planet Giants)

“You’re going to have a big idiot following you around forever.”

true love

— Apr 04, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment

Izzie is 57% done with The Giant's Gift (Salt Planet Giants)

“He flipped her over to check for a tail.”

lmfao

— Apr 04, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment

Izzie is 22% done with The Giant's Gift (Salt Planet Giants)

““I only eat females if they taste good and ask nicely.”

please sir 🙂‍↕️

— Apr 04, 2026 06:22PM Add a comment

Izzie is 3% done with The Giant's Gift (Salt Planet Giants)

“She couldn’t unlove someone any more than she could unstab an artery.”

You can’t take loved away

— Apr 04, 2026 06:22PM Add a comment

Izzie is 6% done with The Last Contract of Isako

Idc how “sharp” your distance vision is, human beings cannot see that detail at 600 m ffs

— Mar 30, 2026 05:44AM Add a comment

Izzie is 4% done with The Last Contract of Isako

This bastardization of “C-suite” is sending me

— Mar 30, 2026 05:43AM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 208 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

“I’d told Lualhati last night that she was the only person I loved. But maybe that was not quite right. Maybe she was the only woman I loved.”

🥲🥹

— Mar 03, 2026 06:18PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 199 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

“For I had never put such an item up my anus.”

💀💀💀

— Mar 03, 2026 06:17PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 163 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

“I could not stand the fact that I’d spent so long in service to the very empire that would send a child that small away for what he’d done.”

MY HEART

— Mar 03, 2026 06:17PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 150 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

“Xennet and Dorn were now slow dancing with each other.”

BROS before HOS

— Mar 03, 2026 06:16PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 147 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

Tenn I fucking love you

— Mar 03, 2026 06:16PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 56 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

That is absolutely insane entitled behavior girl

— Mar 03, 2026 06:15PM Add a comment

Izzie is on page 55 of 310 of Longing for the Alien Lawman (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #8)

“She did not have a man. Well. At least now she could say that she had a warden.”

🥵😍🤭

— Mar 02, 2026 06:12PM Add a comment

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