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If I have to read one more sentence about goddamn clothing selection I stg

I feel like I’m reading a marketing brief or something ffs

“You’re going to have a big idiot following you around forever.”

true love

“He flipped her over to check for a tail.”

lmfao

““I only eat females if they taste good and ask nicely.”

please sir 🙂‍↕️

“She couldn’t unlove someone any more than she could unstab an artery.”

You can’t take loved away

Idc how “sharp” your distance vision is, human beings cannot see that detail at 600 m ffs

This bastardization of “C-suite” is sending me

“I’d told Lualhati last night that she was the only person I loved. But maybe that was not quite right. Maybe she was the only woman I loved.”

🥲🥹

“For I had never put such an item up my anus.”

💀💀💀

“I could not stand the fact that I’d spent so long in service to the very empire that would send a child that small away for what he’d done.”

MY HEART

“Xennet and Dorn were now slow dancing with each other.”

BROS before HOS

Tenn I fucking love you

That is absolutely insane entitled behavior girl

“She did not have a man. Well. At least now she could say that she had a warden.”

🥵😍🤭

I LOVE CULTURE CLASH OMFG LMAO

“I did not know what a tippy toe was. This had not been covered in the anatomy section of the human document. I also had no idea what a tippy toe had to do with a bracku calf.”

So what if I just highlight the entire book huh what then

“his extremely huffable fragrance”

“Because of some stupid offhand comment I’d made about entropy?”

If that was an offhand comment I’m a green fucking frog gtfo

“You didn’t love me enough to say it”

Or he loved you enough to respect your idiotic boundaries you unbearable moron

I’m so sick of this “wasting my potential” shit GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP BELITTLING YOUR WORK

“Since I never got what I wanted” seriously fuck all the way off

just end the book here ffs

Why does every stem romance have to bring in fucking PATENTS?!?!

Absolute nonsense since you could easily show 1) if he doesn’t have the patent or 2) if he does that it was developed at buzzcorp

“It was like a speculum at the doctor’s office.”

Except a speculum is completely reusable and just gets autoclaved but sure pop off you imbecile

It’s painfully obvious that the author has never worked a big conference as a vendor (or even just asked someone how it works??)

“they even bought my school supplies”

Wdym even??? That’s the bare fucking minimum for parents

Sure let’s not stand up for yourself to the uber critical demanding parents that YOU’VE BEEN BANKROLLING FOR YEARS just lie down and become the doormat you are already ffs

“graciously accepted a portion of my severance”

get the actual fuck outta here r u kidding me

“It was even easier when one had three advanced degrees in the sciences and math. Mini golf was nothing more than angles, force, momentum, and watching your date bend over in tight pants.”

by this logic every physics nerd should be a pro athlete you fucking idiot