Izzie’s Reviews > A Little Buzzed > Status Update

“Because of some stupid offhand comment I’d made about entropy?”

If that was an offhand comment I’m a green fucking frog gtfo

“You didn’t love me enough to say it”

Or he loved you enough to respect your idiotic boundaries you unbearable moron

I’m so sick of this “wasting my potential” shit GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP BELITTLING YOUR WORK

“Since I never got what I wanted” seriously fuck all the way off

just end the book here ffs

Why does every stem romance have to bring in fucking PATENTS?!?!

Absolute nonsense since you could easily show 1) if he doesn’t have the patent or 2) if he does that it was developed at buzzcorp

“It was like a speculum at the doctor’s office.”

Except a speculum is completely reusable and just gets autoclaved but sure pop off you imbecile

It’s painfully obvious that the author has never worked a big conference as a vendor (or even just asked someone how it works??)

“they even bought my school supplies”

Wdym even??? That’s the bare fucking minimum for parents

Sure let’s not stand up for yourself to the uber critical demanding parents that YOU’VE BEEN BANKROLLING FOR YEARS just lie down and become the doormat you are already ffs