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Izzie
is 87% done
Why does every stem romance have to bring in fucking PATENTS?!?!
Absolute nonsense since you could easily show 1) if he doesn’t have the patent or 2) if he does that it was developed at buzzcorp
— Feb 11, 2026 12:23PM
Absolute nonsense since you could easily show 1) if he doesn’t have the patent or 2) if he does that it was developed at buzzcorp
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Izzie
is 96% done
“Because of some stupid offhand comment I’d made about entropy?”
If that was an offhand comment I’m a green fucking frog gtfo
— Feb 11, 2026 12:26PM
If that was an offhand comment I’m a green fucking frog gtfo
Izzie
is 93% done
“You didn’t love me enough to say it”
Or he loved you enough to respect your idiotic boundaries you unbearable moron
— Feb 11, 2026 12:25PM
Or he loved you enough to respect your idiotic boundaries you unbearable moron
Izzie
is 89% done
I’m so sick of this “wasting my potential” shit GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP BELITTLING YOUR WORK
— Feb 11, 2026 12:25PM
Izzie
is 88% done
“Since I never got what I wanted” seriously fuck all the way off
— Feb 11, 2026 12:24PM
Izzie
is 82% done
“It was like a speculum at the doctor’s office.”
Except a speculum is completely reusable and just gets autoclaved but sure pop off you imbecile
— Feb 11, 2026 12:22PM
Except a speculum is completely reusable and just gets autoclaved but sure pop off you imbecile
Izzie
is 80% done
It’s painfully obvious that the author has never worked a big conference as a vendor (or even just asked someone how it works??)
— Feb 11, 2026 12:22PM
Izzie
is 58% done
“they even bought my school supplies”
Wdym even??? That’s the bare fucking minimum for parents
— Feb 11, 2026 12:21PM
Wdym even??? That’s the bare fucking minimum for parents
Izzie
is 53% done
Sure let’s not stand up for yourself to the uber critical demanding parents that YOU’VE BEEN BANKROLLING FOR YEARS just lie down and become the doormat you are already ffs
— Feb 11, 2026 12:10PM
Izzie
is 52% done
“graciously accepted a portion of my severance”
get the actual fuck outta here r u kidding me
— Feb 11, 2026 12:09PM
get the actual fuck outta here r u kidding me
