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ilya rozanov bisexual russian cryptid you are my everything (right after wyatt hayes YOU are my EVERYTHING)

this one is boring to me I really just don't vibe with Kyle

I won't even lie these books are filling the gaping hole the cancellation of Yuri on Ice left in my soul

kyle your obsession with kip icks me the fuck out

huge fan of the way ilya rozanov pops up in other people's books like a Russian bisexual cryptid and immediately clocks the closeted queers every time

“Y’know? I would love to get flowers. Why don’t men ever get flowers?” wyatt I would give you all of the flowers I love you

wyatt I adore you im so sad that youre a side character who is already married

I've just seen episode 3 of the show and had my mind fucking blown because NOT ONLY are they geniuses but also I am way more invested in this book because FUCK they had some good casting.

shut up and dont look at me

hollander you dumb slut youre not supposed to fall in love with him

can you believe there's not a single goddamn horse in this entire book and I'm reading it anyways

A "haven't had any complaints" reference is WILD

"she reminded me of the Disney Baymax character" is fucking WILD