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“I raised an eyebrow, impressed. “Since when do you know Japanese?”

He ducked his head, not meeting my eyes. “I, uh, watch a lot of anime. Like, a lot. I can’t speak it or anything, but I can understand a basic conversation.”

Ninang Mae smacked him again. “Oh, so you can learn a new language from watching your stupid cartoons, but you can barely speak Tagalog? Your own language? Gago.”

lmaooo

“It had seemed too easy, so far. When Ilya’s contract had ended with Boston, Ottawa had been all too happy to sign him”

Yeah because no matter how good Ottawa is supposed to be in this universe, they suck irl

Oh no!” Ilya mocked him. “How can I impress Montreal’s fifteenth best player?”

Hey if you have to be a fifteenth best player, might as be Montreal’s

And I will say, ‘Shane Hollander, will you please marry me so I can become Canadian citizen faster?’”

YES ITS LEGAL HERE SO DO ITTTTTT

“Ilya would be on his way to Wherever-the-Fuck, Ontario”
Yeah that’s accurate on pretty much any address in Ontario

“Shane kissed the tips of two fingers and reached out and touched them to the screen. And Ilya’s heart fucking stopped.”

IM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE BECAUSE OF THE NOISE I JUST MADE!!!