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“I raised an eyebrow, impressed. “Since when do you know Japanese?”

He ducked his head, not meeting my eyes. “I, uh, watch a lot of anime. Like, a lot. I can’t speak it or anything, but I can understand a basic conversation.”

Ninang Mae smacked him again. “Oh, so you can learn a new language from watching your stupid cartoons, but you can barely speak Tagalog? Your own language? Gago.”

lmaooo

“It had seemed too easy, so far. When Ilya’s contract had ended with Boston, Ottawa had been all too happy to sign him”

Yeah because no matter how good Ottawa is supposed to be in this universe, they suck irl

Oh no!” Ilya mocked him. “How can I impress Montreal’s fifteenth best player?”

Hey if you have to be a fifteenth best player, might as be Montreal’s

And I will say, ‘Shane Hollander, will you please marry me so I can become Canadian citizen faster?’”

YES ITS LEGAL HERE SO DO ITTTTTT

“Ilya would be on his way to Wherever-the-Fuck, Ontario”
Yeah that’s accurate on pretty much any address in Ontario

“Shane kissed the tips of two fingers and reached out and touched them to the screen. And Ilya’s heart fucking stopped.”

IM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE BECAUSE OF THE NOISE I JUST MADE!!!

but Ilya had also slipped in an “and on top of everything, I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do about it.”

SCREAMING. CRYING. PERFECT STORM

“Toronto.” When Ilya said it, he rolled the “r” slightly and pronounced the second “t.” Shane smiled.

That’s how you know Shane really loves him because a real Canadian would have corrected him by now.

“Ilya put his hand over his mouth to hide his ridiculous smile.”

SAME

“Oh.” Shane let that sink in. “Oh!”

This is Shane Hollander in one sentence

“Shane liked Rose Landry. He did.”
Narrator voice: no he did not

“And Shane left. He realized, when he was back in his room, that they
hadn’t even kissed. He also realized, with horror, that he regretted that.”

He is falling so hard awww asdfghjkl

“pushed images of doctors trying to separate them while all of Rozanov’s teammates watched”

I’M FUCKING HOWLING

I’m having so much fun reading this book

Shane in the middle of sex with a man: fuck this is really gay

BRO U THINK?!😭😭

Hockey and BL between a Russian and a Japanese - the Canadian representation that I want!!