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hello christ? i’m bout to sin again.

Henry was the best part of Icebreaker. the true ✨definition✨ of if her wanted to, he would.

I was in until the “twist”. i’m sorry, in the age of the internet, I do not believe he wouldn’t know.

I forgot how much book lily sucks.

gods her ex is the fucking WORST

children’s book is on the book bingo i’m playing

I don’t think a single thing has actually happened

if you know me irl, no you don’t.

so the entire book club hated this, so let’s see where I land.

SPOILERS AHEAD.

i’m trying so fucking hard to finish it. i’m at about 66%. but I hate it. I hate it so much. she gives me the ick about every 5 minutes.

this is not going to be good. I already know.

I reject the concept that submission is inherently anti-feminist. that one line argh….

have I finally found another term of endearment that makes me want to throw up?

there’s a third series 😅😅
if you know me irl, no you don’t.

my wife. my wife. my wiiiiiiife.

asking if a whole 7 year old is housebroken is hilarious to me?

why is this book so f*cking long? it should be half this length.

I hate this book.

i think I just got kink shamed by a self help book?

I just hit meeting the three men and I already have a guess who it will be.