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Can Priya please stop adding “beautiful” and “gorgeous” in every sentence? I can’t believe a real person talks like this at all

Is it a crime to read Christmas books on January?

WHAT A HEARTBREAKING WAY OF ENDING A CHRISTMAS BOOK

do kids in america actually open up about their sexual lives under their parent’s roof…

Why is there only a praying chapter for Isabelle

“𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, Patrick thinks, 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥. And once Patrick goes to jail, he supposes he will be replaced as well.” I’M JUST LIKE HIM OMG

“The kids are looking at him like he just gobbled down the last potato before the famine.” LMFAO

oh to have a supportive and reassuring mother

hopefully after getting RUBBER RAIN BOOTS from Nathaniel she’ll FINALLY break up with him

not Patrick only getting ties for Christmas 💔

Patrick is so me it’s sad

“You were trying to set me up with Isabelle,” Scott says, “weren’t you?”

CAUGHT RED HANDED

“He remembers a string of three nights when Mitzi had stayed with her friend Kai the Massage Therapist out in Pocomo.” LMFAO IT ONLY GETS WORSE 😭

“It was a holiday thing?” Kelley says. Did George really just say that sleeping with Kelley’s wife was a holiday thing—like caroling or baking gingerbread?

this family is SUCH a mess OH MY GOD

GEORGE OMG 😭 WHAT IS HE DOING

What a chaotic chaos

“Once bitten, twice shy.” PEAK CHRISTMAS REFERENCE

I’m still not over the fact Kevin and Isabelle had been dating secretly for just 6 months and are ALREADY EXPECTING A BABY

It was OBVIOUSLY such a bad idea

A maroon Ford Ranger pickup??? You mean my actual dream???

So she has TWO MEN that love her and she is worried about NATHANIEL?? You gotta be KIDDING me

Honey, insensitivity has nothing to do with gender

TAPIOCA??? 🇧🇷

So that’s the reason why Nathaniel is not the right one for you girlie

Unfortunately I really am Patrick in this book and this is just his introduction

Idgaf I’m exactly like Patrick

What the hell was that conversation

I’m trying to get mad at Kelley for raising his voice but HOW CAN THIS WOMAN BE SO INSENSITIVE???

How can Christmas be the favorite season of such a mystical woman