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inbred by ethel cain is so gladys core 😖

batwoman was supposed to MARRY sawyer 😛#yuri

i love getting the small insight of how barbs and richard grew up together fighting w batman. but also blockbuster came to the opening of haven and Jon is opening for them and barbs goes “are you gonna ask him for a selfie, too” like he didn’t literally crush someone’s head in his hands 2 books ago 😭

haley is literally their little girl

OUR DOG AND BABS IS SLEEPING OVER

babs haley/bitewing and dick in the same apartment like aweh

YURIIII can i js get gladys and veronica’s own book pls and ty

mm 😼 okay veronica and gladys

great to state i’m disturbed!

she’s literally explaining her coworkers and goes “i hope they all die” byee😭😭

pages 266-267 are insane jesus christ

oh my god winston falling in love is so cute. he said that he’d memorized the feel of her hand so deeply that he’d know it by looking at it. MIND YOU A 10 SEC ENCOUNTER. and taking about her eye color and stuff. this is so tea bro. i’ve been waiting

HE JUST PULLED SOMEONES EYE OUT OF ITS SOCKET WHILE HE WAS ALIVE KAZ OW

“you came back for me” -inej
“i protect my investments” -kaz
“im glad im bleeding all over your shirt” i
“ill put it on your tab” -k

i can’t even imagine writing all these povs and keeping their side stories and povs in check oh my god plus the world jesus

“Jesper!” -w
“what do you want” -j
“close your eyes” -w
“you can’t kiss me from down there, wylan” - j
(as they’re literally being ambushed)

“do yk how to shoot” -jesper
“skeet” -wylan
“great. this is just like shooting clay pigeons, but they make a different sound when you hit one” - jesper
i get the wylan x jesper ship now

“i don’t need a nursemaid” - jesper talking and wylan
“more like a chaperone, but if you want him to wash your nappies and tuck you in at night, that’s your business.” - kaz 😭

*matthias finding abt their deal with nina going in for perjury*
“now he did laugh, long and hard. his body twitches with it, as if it were poison constricting his muscles.”
“the others watched him with some concern.”
“just how crazy is he, asked jesper”
“brekker- “he’s not what id call reliable, but he’s all we’ve got” 🥹 bro this is killing me

“i’m superstitious, not stupid” - matthias
“you can be both, you know, but that’s hardly the point” - kaz

*the hellshow at hellgate*
“this is disgusting” - nina “
“only disgusting thing about it is that i didn’t think of it first” - kaz 😭😭

“was it fate that took you from your family and stuck you in a pleasure house in ketterdam? or was it js very bad luck” OH KAZ PUT IT DOWN

“please, my darling Inej, treasure of my heart, won’t you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat” 😭

“one miniature he made her blush and the next he made her want to commit murder”

i can’t tell if they’re brother sister relationship or they’re flirting cuz why is he showering in front of her

omg he’s so funny. van eck is telling him to ensure jurda parem isn’t proceeded and that the world and county of kerch won’t survive then kaz says “oh, it’s worse than that, van eck. if i fail, i don’t get paid” 😭😭

i love when fantasy/dark academia books have humors in them cuz wdym he js said someone’s hairline was “making a determined retreat from his forehead”

okay inej and kaz 🥹🕺🏼they’re so cute they’re like mice and cat but in a good way