Maitreya’s Reviews > Six of Crows > Status Update

HE JUST PULLED SOMEONES EYE OUT OF ITS SOCKET WHILE HE WAS ALIVE KAZ OW

i can’t even imagine writing all these povs and keeping their side stories and povs in check oh my god plus the world jesus

“Jesper!” -w
“what do you want” -j
“close your eyes” -w
“you can’t kiss me from down there, wylan” - j
(as they’re literally being ambushed)

“do yk how to shoot” -jesper
“skeet” -wylan
“great. this is just like shooting clay pigeons, but they make a different sound when you hit one” - jesper
i get the wylan x jesper ship now

“i don’t need a nursemaid” - jesper talking and wylan
“more like a chaperone, but if you want him to wash your nappies and tuck you in at night, that’s your business.” - kaz 😭

*matthias finding abt their deal with nina going in for perjury*
“now he did laugh, long and hard. his body twitches with it, as if it were poison constricting his muscles.”
“the others watched him with some concern.”
“just how crazy is he, asked jesper”
“brekker- “he’s not what id call reliable, but he’s all we’ve got” 🥹 bro this is killing me

“i’m superstitious, not stupid” - matthias
“you can be both, you know, but that’s hardly the point” - kaz

*the hellshow at hellgate*
“this is disgusting” - nina “
“only disgusting thing about it is that i didn’t think of it first” - kaz 😭😭