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how are we halfway thru this book and the main characters haven’t even had a full conversation like HELLO?????

if i took a shot everytime Ryke said “little minnow” i’d die be fucking dead. straight people you confuse me deeply…

i’ve never met a more delusional character than Joonie like this is the type delusional reserved for YA books not 25 yr old women. UGH. i still love her tho but yeah let’s get her a good therapist asap

i need to bleach my ears after the sex scenes between Ryke and Moria. like this i rlly cannot stand hearing “his member/heat/other substitutions for penis” like bro just say cock. it’s okay to say cock! or dick but my god no more penis euphemisms. i’m also reading the audiobook of this and i hate the voice for Ryke it sounds so Bad and the writing makes it worse. also the growling jesus ugh. free me fr

sighhh why do ppl have sex with their married bosses like hello?

me??? coming back to a book i DNF’d a bit ago?? who am i

i have no idea where this story is going but i’m loving it

i love delusional women

“okay, last fun fact i swear. did you know they dumped Osama Bin Laden’s body in the ocean because no country wanted to claim it? i relate to this because Finnegan dumped me”

GIRLLLL. the laugh i just let out

darky funny, chaotic, and truly like reading a best friend’s fucked up diary in the best way possible. also love the narration for the audiobook

i forgot how insufferable it is to be 18. good god

Liv fujoshi moment pleaseeee

loveeee the prose from the beginning, sooooo vivid ugh. quite literally felt like a basketball itself despite being so goddamn bad at sports