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50: The Morrels

HE KNEW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

49: Haydée

Infinitely confused by this chick’s presence. Intrigued, but confused

48: Ideology

The Count is really going “yeah I’m basically god, bitch”. Dear I know you’re putting up a front but that may be mania so be careful-

37: The Dapple-Greys

Count, you little shit you. Love you tho

46: Unlimited Credit

“A man like Danglars needed to be bludgeoned, rather than pricked.” DAMN AND I’M 90% SURE HE’S A CUCK TOO

45: A Shower of Blood

Had to whip out the shmoop synopsis of last chapter 😔 ya girl is going through it

44: The Vendetta

Did we already know Villefort died? Am I stupid? Was I misreading that his wife died? I’m so tired and confused

43: The House at Auteuil

Omg tea-? Oh great a story within a story. Again

42: Monsieur Bertuccio

“I was almost made to wait!” the FEAR that would have shot through me

41: The Introduction

*sighs* I was expecting her to be Franz’s mother, honestly. This was like a slap across the face

40: Breakfast

Danglars is just a fucking jumpscare any time I see his name at this point

39: The Guests

Oh boy! Outdated, foreign political commentary that I don’t understand? You shouldn’t have!

38: The Rendez-vous

Franz you're a gay little fucker. How else does one explain the line "Franz, who was drawn towards the count by an attraction mingled with terror..."??

37: The Catacombs of Saint Sebastian

1/3 done baby!!!!

36: The Carnival in Rome

Albert I think you’re in danger. Albert? Albert-??

35: La Mazzolata

Yeah I didn’t want to read that ending bit today but thanks ig…

34: An Apparition

So many layers of “they don’t know that we know that they know that we know” are coming, I can feel it

33: Roman Bandits

Hmm… Luigi… guns… THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES COME ON NOW

Content warning for this chapter, be advised. Have not finished 33 as of yet.

We pause our narrative to dive into another to include a woman’s rape. It’s to show the cruelty of a character, yes, but it is still explicitly mentioned (the actions outright are not, thankfully)

32: Awakening

There is yaoi everywhere for those with the eyes to see it.

31: Italy - Sinbad the Sailor

Hell yeahhhh 420 blaze it (eat it?)

30: September the Fifth

That was a FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OH MY GOD-

29: Morrel and Company

Why does Dumas insist on describing characters as a general age and not a specific one? “About twenty-three or twenty-four” DUMAS IT’S YOUR CHARACTER YOU SHOULD KNOW

28: The Prison Register

Dumas what’s your opinion on the English? I couldn’t tell /sarc

27: Caderousse’s Story

“In any case, I am Italian and not French. I belong to God and not to men” OOOOOOH BUUUURN

26: The Sign of the Pont du Gard

The abbé is Dantés, right? Placing bets now

25: The Stranger

Dantés is really playing the “if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs” card, huh

24: Dazzled

That chest was like… at least a thousand pounds. Dantès drop the gym routine