Kay’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

50: The Morrels

HE KNEW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

49: Haydée

Infinitely confused by this chick’s presence. Intrigued, but confused

48: Ideology

The Count is really going “yeah I’m basically god, bitch”. Dear I know you’re putting up a front but that may be mania so be careful-

37: The Dapple-Greys

Count, you little shit you. Love you tho

46: Unlimited Credit

“A man like Danglars needed to be bludgeoned, rather than pricked.” DAMN AND I’M 90% SURE HE’S A CUCK TOO

45: A Shower of Blood

Had to whip out the shmoop synopsis of last chapter 😔 ya girl is going through it

44: The Vendetta

Did we already know Villefort died? Am I stupid? Was I misreading that his wife died? I’m so tired and confused

43: The House at Auteuil

Omg tea-? Oh great a story within a story. Again

42: Monsieur Bertuccio

“I was almost made to wait!” the FEAR that would have shot through me

41: The Introduction

*sighs* I was expecting her to be Franz’s mother, honestly. This was like a slap across the face