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There is no way Luigi Mangione wasn’t high as fuck reading this shit.

If you really think about it, it’s really quite appalling that they couldn’t catch him. The guy is bleeding throughout the manifesto. Like damn lmao

I had already read like half of it then [REDACTED] happened and I couldn’t focus for two months. So i reread half of it again on this 5hr trip

Im back after the most stressful period I’ve had in years. Let’s ride it cowboys

Lads, it’s checking out

“And what weather patterns are always drifting across the Caribbean?”

“Typhoons,” she said, then blinked. [..]

In the Caribbean we use “Hurricane” to describe such storms. Not Typhoon. This is a word thats been in use since the 16th century. It’s common knowledge that these storms have different names across the globe.

Not even a google search man…

I think I’m a very sheltered person but robin takes the fucking cake man. It also doesnt make any sense that it’s the British empire the one with the most silver and not the Spanish one, but I’m just being pedantic I guess

“The choice was his. Only he could determine the truth, because only he could communicate it to all parties.”

I’m the official translator for my company in a financial audit that involves millions of dollars. Does feel like I have a gun to my temple sometimes ngl

A palate cleanser. After this I think I’m gonna dedicate myself fully to the Greeks so I just want to have a fun little fiction before regretting my decisions

I really like it when you can tell an author is into Mexican culture for some reason lmao

“I’d rather be myself,” he said. “My self and nasty. Not somebody else, however jolly.”

Me when I’m the DD

“Talking about her as though she were a bit of meat.” Bernard ground his teeth.

#feminism …….

This is probably the only book I’ve been telling myself FOR A DECADE to just read already. Glad I’m finally doing it

We’re getting into the good shit now