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Calisto
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Calisto
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GR friends, readers, countrymen, lend me your ears...My name is Cali and I just blew thru 5 seasons of Sons of Anarchy - Chibbs, Tig, Jax - You know where this is going, right?
For all that is HOLY! Someone stop me!!!
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Aug 08, 2014 03:42PM
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Calisto
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Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
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Jul 16, 2014 10:27PM
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Calisto
is finished with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
Next time a MC book gets rec'd or if I ever voluntarily agree to read one without losing a bet.
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Jul 16, 2014 10:24PM
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Calisto
is 60% done with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
As Tara is my witness, I'm going to finish this nauseating train-wreck with this ebag hero and this fucktwit of a heroine.
The infuriating part is that this could have been good.
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Jul 16, 2014 08:55AM
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Calisto
is 60% done with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
Just because a guy is ubber hot, it doesn't mean he's romantic hero material.
I feel like I'm reading one of those old ABC Afteschool Specials they used to have for kids. (Yeah, I've just totally dated myself). Or one of those 'special' episodes of some show where they tackle a serious issue with the guest star of the week.
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Jul 16, 2014 08:54AM
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Calisto
is 60% done with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
I've decided to be more pc...I'm going to stop using douchebag, dbag, alphadbaghole. Henceforth it will just be... this hero is a total enemabag. What an ebag. Am I supposed to swoon for this skanky alphaebagholenozzle or AEBHN (pronounced Eban for short)?
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Jul 16, 2014 08:48AM
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Calisto
is 35% done with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
...I want to f* you in every hole you have.
I guess that's supposed to be hot but I just went...nose? That's a square peg in a round hole (I'd hope it wouldn't fit). Ear? All I could think of was infections and discharge.
There's a reason I've stayed away from these types of books. I'm so done with the doucheyalphahole "hero".
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Jul 15, 2014 06:12PM
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Calisto
is 20% done with
Reaper's Legacy (Reapers MC, #2)
Reading this because of the 'omg, you HAVE to read a MC story'. Started on #2 cuz I'm a rebel that way. Not as bad as I expected, but HOLY SHIZZLE! 1st POV and 3rd? I efn hate that.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:50PM
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Calisto
is on page 60 of 262 of
Whisper to Me (Between Breaths, #3)
Should I wait until y'all catch up so we can do a read-a-long? Preferably with alcoholic beverages?
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Jul 14, 2014 03:32PM
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Calisto
is on page 41 of 262 of
Whisper to Me (Between Breaths, #3)
"...and my teachers had told my parents that I was a natural, talented beyond my years."
Who the hell has an internal monologue like that? A character narrating their POV as if they were in a reality show. A bad one.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:20PM
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is on page 37 of 262 of
Whisper to Me (Between Breaths, #3)
"Finally the tips of his fingers traveled a couple of centimeters south to my epicenter."
- epicenter?
Me: "There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!"
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Jul 14, 2014 01:41PM
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Calisto
is on page 30 of 262 of
Whisper to Me (Between Breaths, #3)
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sending a select number of friends a rec to read this book. You know who you are :)
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Jul 14, 2014 12:02PM
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Calisto
is on page 30 of 262 of
Whisper to Me (Between Breaths, #3)
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Jul 14, 2014 12:00PM
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Calisto
added a status update
So I decided to jump into the NA bandwagon. I have three books picked out based on recs from a popular blogger. Now, I know what you're thinking..."Cali, what happened last time you tried to jump on a bandwagon?" I know. I haven't forgotten. Isn't it a sign of insanity that you try the same thing over and over again, but expect a different result? :)
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Jul 14, 2014 11:59AM
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Calisto
is 40% done with
How Beauty Met the Beast (Tales of the Underlight, #1)
Totally liking this but I'm a sucker for scarred, damaged heroes.
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Nov 05, 2012 11:02AM
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Calisto
is finished with
When You Give a Duke a Diamond (Jewels of the Ton, #1)
Wow. Just...Wow.
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Aug 15, 2012 08:46PM
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Calisto
is 35% done with
Even Villains Fall In Love (Heroes and Villains, #1)
So far it's pretty darn LOL funny.
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Jun 29, 2012 12:13PM
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Calisto
is on page 40 of 100 of
Undercover Alliance (The Confederacy Treaty, #3)
Really enjoying this scifirotica.
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Jun 06, 2012 08:25PM
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Calisto
is on page 110 of 187 of
A Night of Scandal (The Notorious Wolfes, #1)
PollyfrakingAnna + virgin sex! + "If I'd known... + morning after she felt specialz cuz "he'd confided in her" = OMFG this is a MaryfreakingSue fic. And to make matters worse, she a PollyAnna Sue who needs to 'talk and talk' about her poh wittle hurtz feelingz.
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Mar 24, 2012 12:54AM
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Calisto
is on page 80 of 187 of
A Night of Scandal (The Notorious Wolfes, #1)
Freakn' roller-coaster. Some very awesome scenes. But having to deal with Polly(fraking)Anna is a chore.
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Mar 24, 2012 12:45AM
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is on page 66 of 187 of
A Night of Scandal (The Notorious Wolfes, #1)
Sigh. 'plucky' heroine. Frankly, I'm ready to tell her to stfu already, chatty cathy.
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Mar 23, 2012 11:57PM
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Calisto
is on page 44 of 275 of
Jane Vows Vengeance (Jane Fairfax, #3)
Going in blind (not reading the other two in the series) I'm pleasantly surprised at how utterly charming this is.
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Mar 01, 2012 02:57PM
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Calisto
is on page 189 of 372 of
Firelight (Darkest London, #1)
Totally, totally digging this book.
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Dec 28, 2011 10:57AM
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Calisto
is 54% done with
The Limit of Desire
“This ain’t really the place or time.”
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Dec 14, 2011 11:59PM
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Calisto
is 75% done with
Lesserblood Lies
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Dec 12, 2011 05:21PM
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Calisto
is on page 178 of 434 of
Demons Like It Hot (Demons Unleashed, #2)
Annoying heroine, narrative voice that is trying soooo hard to be trendy and hip, GODAWFUL accents...done. DNF.
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Nov 27, 2011 12:21PM
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Calisto
is on page 115 of 434 of
Demons Like It Hot (Demons Unleashed, #2)
Ohnoess! If Stupid Sue doesn't accept her destiny, the Earth...IS....DOOMED!
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Nov 26, 2011 03:19PM
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Calisto
is on page 96 of 434 of
Demons Like It Hot (Demons Unleashed, #2)
Why yes, Mr. Stinky (means really bad) Demon Guy, I am too stupid to live. How could you tell?
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Nov 26, 2011 09:15AM
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Calisto
is on page 66 of 434 of
Demons Like It Hot (Demons Unleashed, #2)
"Ah dorn't troost heem. Hoo dae ye ken he's tellin' th' truth?" Here's a perfect example of TELL us about an accent DON'T show us. WTF wants to try to decipher accents?
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Nov 25, 2011 04:57PM
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Calisto
is on page 56 of 434 of
Demons Like It Hot (Demons Unleashed, #2)
hahahaha...brick shithouse. But still.
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Nov 25, 2011 04:42PM
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