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GR friends, readers, countrymen, lend me your ears...My name is Cali and I just blew thru 5 seasons of Sons of Anarchy - Chibbs, Tig, Jax - You know where this is going, right?



For all that is HOLY! Someone stop me!!!

Next time a MC book gets rec'd or if I ever voluntarily agree to read one without losing a bet.

As Tara is my witness, I'm going to finish this nauseating train-wreck with this ebag hero and this fucktwit of a heroine.

The infuriating part is that this could have been good.

Just because a guy is ubber hot, it doesn't mean he's romantic hero material.

I feel like I'm reading one of those old ABC Afteschool Specials they used to have for kids. (Yeah, I've just totally dated myself). Or one of those 'special' episodes of some show where they tackle a serious issue with the guest star of the week.

I've decided to be more pc...I'm going to stop using douchebag, dbag, alphadbaghole. Henceforth it will just be... this hero is a total enemabag. What an ebag. Am I supposed to swoon for this skanky alphaebagholenozzle or AEBHN (pronounced Eban for short)?

...I want to f* you in every hole you have.

I guess that's supposed to be hot but I just went...nose? That's a square peg in a round hole (I'd hope it wouldn't fit). Ear? All I could think of was infections and discharge.

There's a reason I've stayed away from these types of books. I'm so done with the doucheyalphahole "hero".

Reading this because of the 'omg, you HAVE to read a MC story'. Started on #2 cuz I'm a rebel that way. Not as bad as I expected, but HOLY SHIZZLE! 1st POV and 3rd? I efn hate that.

Should I wait until y'all catch up so we can do a read-a-long? Preferably with alcoholic beverages?

"...and my teachers had told my parents that I was a natural, talented beyond my years."
Who the hell has an internal monologue like that? A character narrating their POV as if they were in a reality show. A bad one.

"Finally the tips of his fingers traveled a couple of centimeters south to my epicenter."
- epicenter?
Me: "There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!"

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sending a select number of friends a rec to read this book. You know who you are :)

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

So I decided to jump into the NA bandwagon. I have three books picked out based on recs from a popular blogger. Now, I know what you're thinking..."Cali, what happened last time you tried to jump on a bandwagon?" I know. I haven't forgotten. Isn't it a sign of insanity that you try the same thing over and over again, but expect a different result? :)

Totally liking this but I'm a sucker for scarred, damaged heroes.

Wow. Just...Wow.

So far it's pretty darn LOL funny.

Really enjoying this scifirotica.

PollyfrakingAnna + virgin sex! + "If I'd known... + morning after she felt specialz cuz "he'd confided in her" = OMFG this is a MaryfreakingSue fic. And to make matters worse, she a PollyAnna Sue who needs to 'talk and talk' about her poh wittle hurtz feelingz.

Freakn' roller-coaster. Some very awesome scenes. But having to deal with Polly(fraking)Anna is a chore.

Sigh. 'plucky' heroine. Frankly, I'm ready to tell her to stfu already, chatty cathy.

Going in blind (not reading the other two in the series) I'm pleasantly surprised at how utterly charming this is.

Totally, totally digging this book.

“This ain’t really the place or time.”

Annoying heroine, narrative voice that is trying soooo hard to be trendy and hip, GODAWFUL accents...done. DNF.

Ohnoess! If Stupid Sue doesn't accept her destiny, the Earth...IS....DOOMED!

Why yes, Mr. Stinky (means really bad) Demon Guy, I am too stupid to live. How could you tell?

"Ah dorn't troost heem. Hoo dae ye ken he's tellin' th' truth?" Here's a perfect example of TELL us about an accent DON'T show us. WTF wants to try to decipher accents?

hahahaha...brick shithouse. But still.