Calisto’s Reviews > Whisper to Me > Status Update

Should I wait until y'all catch up so we can do a read-a-long? Preferably with alcoholic beverages?

"...and my teachers had told my parents that I was a natural, talented beyond my years."
Who the hell has an internal monologue like that? A character narrating their POV as if they were in a reality show. A bad one.

"Finally the tips of his fingers traveled a couple of centimeters south to my epicenter."
- epicenter?
Me: "There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!"

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sending a select number of friends a rec to read this book. You know who you are :)