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your husband aint all that

im gonna have to restart bc i lost the damn plot

“I wake up.
I make my bed.
I take a shower.
I comb my hair.
I brush my teeth.
I floss.
I get dressed.
I put my socks on.
I put ice in a clean glass with water.
I put bread in my toaster.
I set out a plate.
I cut an apple into slices.
I take the toast out of the toaster and butter it.
I cut it into four pieces.
I sit down at my table and eat.
I rinse the dishes I used and put them away…

lets freaking goooo

“Everyone in this room will someday be dead.”

raaa

“It turns out the crackers I stole are the body of Christ.”


“I planned to write: BORING. Whoever created these is unimaginative. These crackers are tasteless and bland.”

“Shut your God damn atheist mouth, Gemma.”

this is comedy

“Athena Liu Is Posthumously Canceled.”
lmao let the girl rest!

at 48%✍️

Juniper✍️ Song✍️ Is✍️ Cancelled✍️

“If the French like you, then you’re doing something very wrong.”

woo

5% IN… im so captivated by this book. wow.

Cute