ccreeds’s Reviews > Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead > Status Update

“I wake up.
I make my bed.
I take a shower.
I comb my hair.
I brush my teeth.
I floss.
I get dressed.
I put my socks on.
I put ice in a clean glass with water.
I put bread in my toaster.
I set out a plate.
I cut an apple into slices.
I take the toast out of the toaster and butter it.
I cut it into four pieces.
I sit down at my table and eat.
I rinse the dishes I used and put them away…

lets freaking goooo

“Everyone in this room will someday be dead.”

raaa

“It turns out the crackers I stole are the body of Christ.”


“I planned to write: BORING. Whoever created these is unimaginative. These crackers are tasteless and bland.”

this is comedy