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i'm only on chapter 2 and there's already been a minecraft reference AND talk about fisting tattoos??? WHAT ARE WE DOING

i desperately need a scientist to compress my body so hard, to the point where i’m smaller than even an atom, so that i can turn into a blackhole and wipe this planet and this book from existence. those are my feelings rn tysm

i think i actually wanna throw up 😀

everything is happy and fun and cute and i feel like this book is about to wreck me 🫪

a lesbian cowgirl with rizz???
oh i KNOW that pos john wayne is rolling in his grave right now lmao

when does the best friend come back into the picture? bring back my girl lola. i need more of her

i don't think a book has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. i love it here

ozone this, void that, ozone void, void ozone. if i see either of these words one more time i’m gonna start taking shots😀

girlie really said acab

i've got big thoughts

this book is so fucked up man

i seek refuge in yaoi what can i say

WTF IS GOING ON 💀

the name rodrick myndacious is so funny to me i’m so sorry

oh i’m about to be SO annoying
the way this is the most beautiful book i have ever read in my life????

i’m begging the yuri gods atp, let this get me out of my reading slump PLEASE

dude has a spiderweb tattoo on his elbow 😀 i’m just gonna assume it's just supposed to be a silly detail and not the white supremacist dogwhistle

ok first i was actually laughing and now i’m crying wtf is going on

am i crying? yeah

chapter one and there's already a sick ass dragon??? consider me locked tf in