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Molly Grue the woman that you are

Velocity vs Viscosity is too real

u in DANGER, girl ‼️

I hate Bela’s mom so bad

based other mommy moment tbh

can i be real for a sec. this book is set in the year 2024 so realistically Bela would probably know what a labubu is. also i am becoming less scared of other mommy by imagining her as one of the weird knock off labubus with giant foreheads

the dream abt milky the dog had me wanting 2 throw my book against the wall

oh to be partying at a friends house getting high as hell only to be startled when a drunk lady starts yelling about seeing a monster and the host’s kid says “nah that was Other Mommy”

fun fact abt me: earlier this year in March i woke up to a random woman that lives in my neighborhood just. inside my house??? she had changed into some of my clothes, used my toilet (didn’t flush so i wouldn’t wake up), and ate some of my snacks.

needless to say i am terrified of other mommy