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(alyssa edwards voice) what is going on in here on this day

LETS GO LAURENT YASSSSSS ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

LETS GO LAURENTTT YASSSSSS ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

Thank you Kaitlyn for reminding me I will never be as iconic as the Harry fairy handing out tiny pregnant Harry Styles pics to strangers

"Sia ringraziato Dio per i nostri paraocchi. Sia ringraziato Dio per la percezione selettiva. Perché senza di essa potremmo ritrovarci tutti in un racconto di Lovecraft." Beh okay Stephen, ma sei io voglio trovarmi in un racconto di Lovecraft? Se voglio infliggere a Cthulhu l'orrore cosmico di dover risolvere un sudoku?? Come la mettiamo a nome??

Let it be known that I'm back for Ilya, that's my offspring right there

Let it be known that I'm back for Ilya like that's my offspring tight there

Reading gay hockey smut over breakfast like it's the morning paper, god bless

il primo libro sul kobo non poteva che essere omegaverse 😌

Patrick O' Brian talks to babies like they're adults in the sense that he talks like everyone who's listening is a seasoned pirate expert of the sea and I respect that

Picked it up to kill delay at an airport and my first thought 100 pages in was "A Little Life for mostly straight nerds" and lo and behold - page 365 and Marx like Jude has me literally throw the book. Come on man 🥹

Tunuva girl what the HELL are you doing the world is on fire there's no time for this 😭😭😭

this is killing me man

Ronan come il mio prediletto figlio tormentato che mi da capelli bianchi precoci

the gasp I gusped AGAIN

the gasp I gusped omgggggggggggg I'm on the edge of my seat

pax e drama vobiscum divassss

Voglio che Curzio Malaparte sappia che lo immagino a raccontare come se stesse filmando un confessionale di Rupaul's Drag Race Untucked

"Quando sentirai il telefono che non suona, sarò io che non chiamo" BODIED

"the key that unlocks the heart might be so mercurial that it can't even be grasped before it's gone."

[pic of Charlie Day as Charlie in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia smoking a cigarette and going more and more hysterical in front of a crowded pin board]

jean 💘

io che entro in Casa di Perelandro dietro Locke, Jean e Cimice come John Travolta in Pulp Fiction: What the fuck is going AWN in here

Oh Locke Lamora we're really in it now

Lovell when I catch you 😤

"I told her nobody ever asked me that question before, about growing up and what I wanted to be, so I didn't know. Mainly, still alive." Ditto, kid, ditto

"Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic?"

"I don't know."

"Well think about it. Maybe you're playing a part on a great stage with only yourself as audience." I NEED to speak to John Steinbeck put me on speakerphone with him this instant

"We gather our arms full of guilt as though it were precious stuff. It must be that we want it that way." CHILL OUTTTT

"Some people think it's an insult to the glory of their sickness to get well." Can everyone in this book chill for two seconds please