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bro decided to lock in out of pure spite

oh my god they said the title

Holy aura, now that's how you declare war

i like all these other characters, such as Glokta, but damn why did Jombercrombie have to make Logen Ninefingers so much more interesting than them I just want to read more POV chapters from him 😭😭😭

lord almighty mashallah

It seems Logen has some magic to him. Dealing with spirits, it seems? Sounds pretty cool

Thirty-five???? Jesus I thought this guy was in his 60s

i do like me some inquisitors

that was a really good prologue. And then starting part 1 with a quote from Homer? This guys knows ball.

BACK TO FANTASY BABY

i KNEW Allegra's birth dad would get along with Jeff's dad goddamnit

that had to be the most stereotypical lesbian i've ever read in fiction wtf

Okay so now Allegra is not taking the baby, Sam wants to keep it.

BUT I STILL PREDICTED IT BECAUSE SAM GOT MARRIED TO JIMMY IN SECRET???

And the Whitmans who wanted the baby may have sold the story to the tabloids out of revenge, but also, can I really blame them? FOURTEEN MISCARRIAGES IS INSANE.

omg the man died just so Allegra could be motivated to take on her sister's baby. so I CALLED it, publisher's weekly's criticism still rings true.

But also, kind of an absolutely insane move to continue to deprive this couple who've been trying to have a baby for years, getting deprived of an adopted baby twice AND the wife having FOURTEEN miscarriages 😭 like ik it's sam's baby still but that's fucking rough

ok i was not predicting the rockstar being shot wtf why did this happen its so random

the anti-semitic mother in-law was not on my bingo card

ok either Allegra is going to end up taking care of the baby or Sam is gonna end up with this Jimmy guy we just got introduced to and lore dumped about

"'What's wrong?' Allegra knew immediately what she was thinking, and she was quick to reassure her."

Mrs. Steel you can't just put dialogue from one character (Blaire) and then immediately after in the same paragraph have a different character's name 😭😭😭 It sounds like Allegra is saying this, start a new paragraph at least

girl what do you mean you're seventeen and five months pregnant 💀💀💀