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I hate this book

This book is so fucking stupid. The pacing makes no sense. Taj has had two interactions with the princess and they are in love? It seems like only about five days have passed from the beginning of the book but they keep talking like he’s been there for months. And there isn’t even a “problem” yet. No mission. No goal. No plan. Taj is fully content just chilling at the palace. Wtf

Ugh Bo is being awful and and the pacing is slow as fuck. Why do I keep reading YA

20% and there’s no “problem” yet… hm

The audiobook is quite entertaining to listen to but I just read the synopsis again and he is in love with the princess…? I don’t know how to feel about that

Im reading so slow to capture every detail
Very good so far

bitch i’m hooked

Finally. The final battle. Memories returning. Prophecies fulfilling. Son of Neptune is cominggggg.

Rome was NOT the greatest empire of all time that is completely subjective. Also Jason has done literally nothing but summon lightning twice and almost pass out both times. Piper has been giving them ALL their greek myth knowledge, Leo got the dragon, Piper got them out of Boreas’ house, Leo killed the Cyclopes, and Piper got them away from Medea. FUCK Jason he is the most useless main character of all time.

Ok we’re getting somewhere. Festus is an excellent character even though he is a dragon animatronic.

Bro Leo is so cool and then we go back to Jason chapters. Genuinely been the bane of my existence since 4th grade.

Jason is still lame but Leo is cool and awesome and I love him

i’m biased cause i never liked jason but this book is gonna be a lot harder to get through than son of neptune

as good as ever. keep up the good work unc

I regret rereading this book.
Chaol 😭😭😭

I had to look it up. Who the FUCK is Rowan. I love Chaol and I’m sick of Dorian and apparently she doesn’t even end up with either of them????? And at 17 her boyfriend DIES and she’s just back to dating right after.
Oh my god I cannot stand this book.
When I’m done I’m gonna rewrite in my head that she’s with Chaol and never think about this godforsaken book again.

I’m SICKKK of Dorian. Please just let Chaol win please. I hate that I can’t remember how this book ends. I just want to look it up so bad.

Bitch. Chaol was gonna ask her to the ball cause he KNOWS she wants to go and he actually cares about her and Dorian is like no bitch you can’t go cause you’re “dangerous”. She’s 18. I hate YA

Oh my god. He’s COMPLAINING. Complaining about how much his life sucks and awwww I’m not a man yet so I can’t make my own decisions. Bro you know who can’t make their own decisions? Slaves. Your slave. Who you’re in love with. Don’t piss me off.

HOLY shit man. Dorian is like aww but I feel bad that my dada is murdering thousands of people… awww. And Chaol is like hey it makes me sick to my stomach! I hate it. I’m here to comfort you. And she just keeps thinking about Dorian’s Fucking Lips.

OMFGGGGG I don’t know if I can read the rest of this book because of how much I love Chaol and how much I hate Dorian. Chaol is actually reasonable and nice and he looks out for her and they spend time together and Dorian is just spoiled and annoying

She’s supposed to be badass but she keeps getting embarrassed and flustered and like why is she 18
I’m gonna pretend she’s actually a little psycho and she’s 28

reading this bs again…

been reading and listen to the audiobook at the same time and the voice acting is SO good

Apparently the king is like unfathomably sexy for some reason. Grandma would have loved this book.
Horses and talking to animals and super kind handsome blue eyed men.

numair is my goat. this book is fire so far

Not what I was expecting lol. The cover has warrior cats vibes but this is pure fantasy with a touch of horse girl. I’m obsessed. Also Alanna mentioned…

yk what i fuck with it

this bitch is ACTIVELY mourning her (maybe) dead dad in the burned down husk of her house and she’s thinking about his lips???????