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Switched to Fable but still posting ratings here :p

— May 30, 2026 06:32PM 1 comment

Bino is on page 465 of 838 of Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)

yea…chade still ain’t shit

— Apr 28, 2026 11:32PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 250 of 838 of Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)

Burrich… we don’t deserve you

— Apr 20, 2026 12:32PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 600 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

REST IN PISS🍾🍾🍾🍾

— Apr 14, 2026 11:01PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 570 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

WHAT IS HE COOKINGGGG

— Apr 14, 2026 09:32PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 500 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

obsessed with fitz going to Cook Sara’s kitchen anytime he needs to hear the royal tea. i too would love to help an older woman make various meals and talk shit

— Apr 14, 2026 11:32AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 420 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

Shrewd smoking in his chambers with Fool at his feet feels equivalent to getting high and watching youtube

— Apr 13, 2026 10:30AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 410 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

locked in so hard i forgot to update goodreads,,,

current thoughts: molly and fitz please run.
regal still a bitch, and his daddy too.
chade shouldn’t be trusted
the fool MUST be protected

— Apr 12, 2026 09:53PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 290 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

bro…..????!!!!!

— Apr 09, 2026 12:14AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 266 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

Not two characters smelling the pussy in the air SFJHFFF LMAOOOO they freaked out at Buckkeep omg

— Apr 08, 2026 02:41PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 238 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

“Brother, this is good” HAKSJSJS LMAOOOOO

— Apr 08, 2026 10:14AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 205 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

sometimes you think a characters cool and then it’s revealed their name is Nighteyes and they get a lot cooler

— Apr 07, 2026 06:47PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 162 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

THATS WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT FITZ THE FUMBLER IS NO MOREEE

— Apr 07, 2026 10:13AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 150 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

IKTR VERITY LET THAT BUM KNOWWWWWW

— Apr 07, 2026 09:41AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 115 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RAGEBAIT LIKE THIS FITZ????

— Apr 06, 2026 09:40PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 60 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

i genuinely get misty eyed anytime Patience and Fitz interact. im loving his relationship with Verity ofc but the tenderness in every interaction with Patience has me practically begging for more

— Apr 06, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 5 of 648 of Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

wait this bitch is THICKKKK

— Apr 03, 2026 11:46PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 340 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

REGAL YOU DUMB DIRTY BITCH OMFGG

— Apr 03, 2026 06:20PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 311 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

was starting to have my doubts but the foundation laid is truly something else. i’m flipping to and fro the map mid council meeting giggling at how this is all about to blow up.

— Apr 03, 2026 02:31PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 280 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

FITZ THE FUMBLER YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN🫩🫩

— Apr 02, 2026 12:27PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 255 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

fitz please stop fumbling omg i can’t take this

— Mar 29, 2026 10:23PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 200 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

lady patience… you have my heart, PLEASE DONT BREAK IT PLEASE

— Mar 24, 2026 09:35PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 155 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

LETS GET INTO ITTTTTT

— Mar 24, 2026 11:09AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 105 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

if i catch one more mf calling fitz a bastard hands WILL be thrown

— Mar 23, 2026 12:43AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 50 of 392 of Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

loving the world so far (from what i understand) and i’ve got the funny little feeling this is gonna wreck me🧎🏿‍♂️

— Mar 22, 2026 11:31AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 550 of 636 of The Burning God (The Poppy War, #3)

you know what, hell yea

— Mar 02, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 450 of 636 of The Burning God (The Poppy War, #3)

lmao yea these last 200ish pages have some CRAZY leg work to do because so far this is barely scraping 3 stars💀

— Feb 28, 2026 11:18AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 380 of 636 of The Burning God (The Poppy War, #3)

lol okay man, sure

— Feb 25, 2026 03:25PM Add a comment

Bino is on page 352 of 636 of The Burning God (The Poppy War, #3)

this has got to be one of the longest disappearances of a character i’ve ever seen, if he isn’t coming back with some crazy news i’ve got something to say 💀

— Feb 25, 2026 10:46AM Add a comment

Bino is on page 305 of 636 of The Burning God (The Poppy War, #3)

NOW WE’RE TALKINGGGG COOK THAT FRAUD RIN

— Feb 24, 2026 03:02PM Add a comment

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