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REST IN PISS🍾🍾🍾🍾

WHAT IS HE COOKINGGGG

obsessed with fitz going to Cook Sara’s kitchen anytime he needs to hear the royal tea. i too would love to help an older woman make various meals and talk shit

Shrewd smoking in his chambers with Fool at his feet feels equivalent to getting high and watching youtube

locked in so hard i forgot to update goodreads,,,

current thoughts: molly and fitz please run.
regal still a bitch, and his daddy too.
chade shouldn’t be trusted
the fool MUST be protected

bro…..????!!!!!

Not two characters smelling the pussy in the air SFJHFFF LMAOOOO they freaked out at Buckkeep omg

sometimes you think a characters cool and then it’s revealed their name is Nighteyes and they get a lot cooler

THATS WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTTTTT FITZ THE FUMBLER IS NO MOREEE

IKTR VERITY LET THAT BUM KNOWWWWWW