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I am being charmed this is very cute so far

very star wars

they don’t write about paranoia like this any more

storms a brewing

this is much more endearing and funny than I expected initially

part of my star wars crash out but also it’s mostly giving “the bear but make it romance/smut”

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in typical classic novel form of course this book describes all women as boring or ugly or both

it’s giving maybe should have been a duology

I’ve never been more confused being back good mysteries

I feel like I’m in an episode of cheers by listening to this, obsessed with the narrator channeling her inner carla tortelli

I feel like I usually hate books like this but I’m eating this one up!!

what in the blair witch product placement is going on here

bring back the word wench as a devastating insult

go girl, give us nothing!!

bland af

ironic that I read the whole thing on my phone

makes me want to live in a swamp so that’s good I guess??

this whole book is what I imagine it feels like to hallucinate and hear voices do not recommend

suzanne collins never misses

this is maybe the worst audiobook I’ve ever listened to, soooo repetitive and a cast of like 3 narrators for like 9 characters send help

sorry book club pals I like the narrators but this is absolutely not for me

classic lit summer!!!!

if I had a nickel for every time I inadvertently chose a summer read that was based around native americans and substance abuse I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

imagine someone reading this in 100 years and trying to make sense of literally any of the pop culture that is happening here

I really thought this was gonna get wrapped up more neatly than it did :/

only 1 more book to wrap this up? these kids gotta be allowed to commit crimes

lots of the last of us energy in this one

a citizen kane AND waiting for godot reference?? in MY children’s literature?? it’s more likely than you think