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the gays are in company with each other!!!!

me when i fuckboy so hard i end up being forced into marriage

i am so beyond terrified for ninshubar hello

“pray can we not, in all the empire, find someone to stitch together two pieces of reasonable clothing?” oh babygirl you don’t even KNOWWWW

he got her coffee bc he saw the cup on her desk and when she told him it was actually chai he committed that to memory what the HELL are people actually this fucking NICE

your WHAT?????? HELLO?????? WHAT DID HE JUST SAYYYY

wanting to actually??? be better for your person??? instead of just breaking up with them??? is this heaven???

dancing to her parents’ WEDDING SONG oh my god bro actual CHILLS

for a man who hides practically everything about himself he’s very good at being straightforward about what he’s feeling! this is actually really refreshing hello

one thing i will commend them for is the fact that they help each other grow a LOT like so much more than the other couples. static characters they are not

this whole dated & dating two co-captains
subplot is giving me an aneurysm. was this really necessary

beckett dunne you are the single greatest thing to come out of these fuckass books please never change

“i’m always going to be honest with you. i don’t know how to be anything else.” YOOOOO THE PARALLELS BETWEEN RYDER AND HER STUPID CHEATING EX okokok i can get behind this !!!!! this is a fantastic line !!!!!! esp for gigi !!!!!!

ok elle kennedy i will give it to you. you write exceptional team shenanigans. holy SHIT oh my god

ok wait points for the whole “have you ever seen anything prettier?” and he’s thinking about her microtrope that was cute good job guys

is the whole brooding grumpy male lead with daddy issues and loads of trauma trope overdone to the moon and back? yes, yes it is. is it working on me right now? just a little bit.

SHE SAID “and my pussy is yours” OHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS NOT REAL LMAOOOOOOOO

“my dick belongs to you” pinnacle of romance right here. thanks, luke ryder

IN THE LIBRARY?????? AS HIS BEST FRIEND LISTENS IN??????

perhaps this is the night i discover voyeurism is not for me

man i used to be able to handle smut maybe even actually enjoy it but these fuckass hockey books have me flipping through pages like nobody’s business

ok he did proposition sex over the phone BUT he did literally hop in his car and drive however many minutes just to kiss her so like. a win? i guess? kind of?

why does it always have to be about wanting to fuck someone’s brains out why can it never be about hand holding. or both. both is good

if the word “perky” is used to describe a woman’s ass one more time in these books i’m ending it i really am

i WAS actually really enjoying myself until it just HAD to get into weird sexual tension territory. oh my god this is so cringe and i am NOT turned on actually FUCK YOU luke ryder for ruining it and an even bigger fuck you to elle kennedy but seriously what did i expect

do men actually get boners this often or is being in a state of constant erection a problem only mid hockey romance men have to deal with

never thought i’d see a male character who isn’t like other girls but hello colin fitzgerald it’s so nice to meet you

im so bored,,,,,,,, all they do is fuck,,,,,,,,, i actually dont care,,,,,,,,, im SO BORED