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happy devil’s night, don’t forget your masks 😈

“oh my god,” i respond, laughing, “ that’s such a hallmark answer.”
“i don’t know who this hallmark is, but it’s the truth.”

PLS I LOVE THEM

what the helly

“but honestly, his fingers fucked the brain cells out of me and i have like, two left, and they aren’t doing much of anything but bumping into each other like drunken buffoons.”

she actually kills me 😭🤣

“if you give me your faith, your absolute devotion, then there is nothing that i cannot and will not not lay at your feet,” hawthorne murmured. “anything you want, i will give you.”

giggling and kicking my feet, hello 🤭🙂‍↕️

“want some advice?”
“not really but i have a feeling you’re going to give it to me anyway.”
“she’s fucking crazy, get out while you can.”

PLEASE I LOVE LUKYAN 🤣🤣🤣

it honestly seems like a bunch of filler but i’m nosey and wanna know what the plot twist is gonna be

everyone needs psychological help

i think i’m going insane reading this book

“you do realize you’re in a cult, don’t you? you’re in a fucking cult.”

everyone is this book is crazy wtf