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“oh my god,” i respond, laughing, “ that’s such a hallmark answer.”
“i don’t know who this hallmark is, but it’s the truth.”

PLS I LOVE THEM

what the helly

“but honestly, his fingers fucked the brain cells out of me and i have like, two left, and they aren’t doing much of anything but bumping into each other like drunken buffoons.”

she actually kills me 😭🤣