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Everyone in this book is going to get an STD

Diego's favorite book so he can stop nagging me

The tries so hard to be poetic and epic in every single line that even everyday scenes feel over-the-top and exhausting to read

"His hands were surprisingly slender for a swordsman, each bone as long and delicate as the shaft of an arrow."

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Google-
The average adult arrow length is 27 to 29 inches.

Ok salad fingers relax

Where Angels Come In - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
The Original Occupant - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Mother's milk - ⭐⭐ (I DID NOT LIKE THIS, SO GROSS, I'm not sure if that should be more stars for skeeve factor)
Yellow Teeth - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Truly disgusting but it WAS scary so take your four stars

Oh my god what is going to happen ;-;

Jesus wept

well, this is upsetting

Very darkly funny at times with pretty visceral cosmic horror

Movie (so good):made me wanna read it lol

Yes this is very good too! So far anyway

WHAT

"We're very fine people!' ventured Brother Diaz, but as he looked across the scarred, tattooed, and ferrety faces of his companions his conviction ebbed away like holy water from a broken font. 'The best people ...'"

"Suppose you make a miracle drug ... Suppose you now want to charge a thousand dollars or two thousand dollars a dose.

You might imagine that is your privilege. After all, you invented the drug, you paid to develop and test it; you should be able to charge whatever you wish. But do you really think that the government will let you do that?"
Um yea they will -
Wow you can really tell this was written in the 90s

Libby: Who is the half blood prince.
Me: I don't want to spoil the story for you!
Libby: why is he half blood????
Me: I can't tell you, that'll ruin the story!
Libby (with increasing desperation): WHY CANT YOU TELL ME!!!!

Sooooo excited for this reread