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wtf

Demon? Monster? Something in the river and you have my attentionnnnnn

Yessss I am enjoying this weird ass shit

Oooo this is so eerie I want to be a saturation diver!!!!

Always hanging onto one of these Nghi Vo books with Cleric Chih like it's the last cookie in the pack. Try to ration it but lose patience and read them all at once then I have to wait for another

Nothing bad better happen to this cat

In this book you're either eaten by the megaladon or your forehead is bleeding from head trauma there are no in between injuries

It's exclusively eaten Asian people so far
Racist ass shark

So the horses on the boat are spooked because...they can sense a shark in the water? Wha?

Happy Shark Week! 🦈 🌊

This is sooo good

Everyone in this book is going to get an STD

Diego's favorite book so he can stop nagging me

The tries so hard to be poetic and epic in every single line that even everyday scenes feel over-the-top and exhausting to read

"His hands were surprisingly slender for a swordsman, each bone as long and delicate as the shaft of an arrow."

🤔
Google-
The average adult arrow length is 27 to 29 inches.

Ok salad fingers relax

Where Angels Come In - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
The Original Occupant - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Mother's milk - ⭐⭐ (I DID NOT LIKE THIS, SO GROSS, I'm not sure if that should be more stars for skeeve factor)
Yellow Teeth - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Truly disgusting but it WAS scary so take your four stars

Oh my god what is going to happen ;-;

Jesus wept

well, this is upsetting