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I’m trying to enjoy this but tell me why I just read a passage where Mr. Achilles himself says THEY DONT LET YOU BE FAMOUS *AND* HAPPY.
Like. Bro. Ms. Miller. Be for fucking real. I had to put the book down for a minute. DO YOU REALLY THINK ANCIENT MYTHICAL GREECE HAD CONCEPTS SUCH AS FAME AND HAPPINESS. NO. THEY HAD CONCEPTS LIKE GLORY AND MEMORY.
I really want to like this but Ms. Miller is a fanfic writer.

A lot of you letting your brains atrophy not me tho

We’re so back.
“Therein lies the source of melancholy that accompanies our discovery of such works, as of all things which can come to fruition only through time.”

Proust so insane already dropping lines like “It was access to truths which dwelt in a realer world than I did, truths which, once glimpsed, could never be taken from me by any of the nugatory incidents making up my futile existence, however painful they might be to my body.” IM SICK

Fam we made it to Lothlórien!!! Gandalf 😭😭😭 elves singing 🤐🤐🤐

Flight to the Ford just happened and Frodo made it to Rivendell so time to not kms I guess 🙂

Time for me to finally read these. Still a Wheelie but nobody is getting *any* in those books so I need to sprinkle in some smut.

AHHH MOSCOW HAS BURNED DOWN AHHHH

The Battle of Borodino is over and nobody is a winner.

America is cursed

Napoleon is invading Russia again this will go perfectly

Ya’ll realize my copy is 1400 pages right