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no one told me it was FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS that they're playing EUGHH

just begging for a UTI at this point

I much prefer Dante's prose to his rhyme (sorry) brother needs to shut up

"Tristan is singing.
​I've never heard anyone sing quite like Tristan, like his heart has slipped onto his tongue, like it's not really singing if you don't leave a little arterial spatter on the floor when you're done. And not in a tortured way, not in a way that implies labor or pain. More like someone offering their kidney without a second thought."

SIERRA YOU ARE KILLING ME

im hooked!! sooo into karina halle's writing

I won't pretend to have any skill or talent in reading poetry, so I won't comment on that, but I just adore the way Dante describes Love as a godlike being or spirit, that speaks to him like man. I already know this book will break my heart...

holyyyy fuck I should not be reading this at work

I LOVE THAT AUTISTIC MANNN

"I cannot bide Sir Baby" had me SHOOK. ETTARRE YOU BITCH

"I cannot bide Sir Baby" had me SHOOK. ETTARRE YOU BITCH

good lord 🙄 maybe I just don't like Sara Cate anymore

why did i never realise vivienne was Not Chill AF ???

ah already probably not going to like this one, not a fan of established relationships, and the age gap seems pretty uncomfy

Gareth and Lynette was so cute!
"Lead, and I follow."
"Shine sweetly: thrice my love hath smiled on me."

unsure if this was MEANT to be wuthering heights inspired but im getting huge heathcliff and cathy vibes

SHUT UP IM SOBBING

me likey so far

this audiobook narrator has the most annoying valley girl accent I've ever heard... girliepop, you're narrating Tennyson... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get an english voice actor next time 😭
"A hard one, or a hundred, so I go. Nay-quick! the proof to prove me to the quick!" but in THE MOST stereotypical LA accent

beginning to think this was written with Ai... lots of inconsistencies; she asks her driver to take her to see this guy, then at the end of the chapter she gets in her car drives away? and lots of times the couple are interrupted by... nobody? honestly just reading to see how bad it gets at this point

with a wrench??? girl be so for real rn

so far, this book is laughably bad. very disappointed

LOVE TRIANGLE DONE SOOOO WELL IM OBSESSED

this has taken a weird turn and I'm unsure how I feel

"I like the way broken men grieve" is such a hot sentence holy shmoly

yeaaaahhhh i'm hooked

she's stressing me out so much girl take a second and chill

im foaming at the fucking mouth dude chapter 18

THE GROVELLINGGGGG IM SO WEAK

reading this at work was a bad idea... holy shmoly 🥵

god SHUT UP