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How is she so stupid?

The delulu is real… Every single sentence has me internally screaming ‘DUMP HIM!!’

*Ethan does/says the most manipulative, unhinged shit *
Author: ‘I felt strongly about Ethan 😍’
GIIIIRRRRLLL, your strong feelings should be HATRED!!!! 😡 YIKES.

My anxiety 😬😩😭

I don’t wanna be a bitch but… the wild shit that people are willing to ignore for the sake of finding ‘love’ is insane to me. So far, I have heard 3 chapters worth of interactions that sound like reasons for me to dump the dude, and she’s explaining how she’s super into him??!!
I CANNOT COMPREHEND. I hope that she is purposely writing this way to reveal the 🚩 🚩

A JC Chasez reference? HERE 👏 FOR 👏 IT 👏

I have a theory about the MMC’s backstory and I sure as shit hope I’m right… Otherwise my poor little heart won’t be able to take it 😩

I deadset hate how he calls her ‘Mads’. It’s a shit nickname and makes me irrationally annoyed…

Honestly, what more do you need to cover? This book should be finished by now 🙄

The guy you’ve chosen has mistaken a memory with someone else, for you… but the guy who launched a detailed spiel about why he likes/loves you, is not the guy you chose??
End it with the ICK (aka Nick C) already!!

Finally! Something happened!
But then the chapter ended.

Wondering when she’s going to realise Nick C is a Grade A douchebag…? Just waiting for him to do a grand gesture of fuckery at this point.

*In the voice of Bert from Sesame Street*: ‘Ayayayayay 🤦🏻‍♀️’
Just figure it out already, Kay.

Reading this book is the equivalent of someone yelling at the screen when the characters in a slasher film do something really fucking stupid, except the stakes in this are a little lower.

20% on and Nick C is still giving me the MFing ick.

Nick C gives me big ICK energy 😬

Side note: Harriet’s sister needs to grow a fucking backbone